pity cruiser

A car model by Chrysler shaped like an old-style 50s roadster, but without any character. Not entirely an SUV (it's lower to the ground, has better gas mileage and doesn't look like a shoe box on wheels), not anything like a sports car (too flabby and uninspiring), it has a shape and style instantly recognizable and gag-inducing. Enthusiasts have also taken to adding effects such as chrome, decals, spoilers, and more chrome to give each car a distinctive flavor/identity, like how a turd is different depending on what you have recently eaten. The only argument against the car is its 4-cylinder engine which doesn't catch on fire often enough. Otherwise, it's a great car.

That Pity Cruiser over there has a chrome grille, a scoop hood, rear wing spoiler, and flag decals all over the doors. And dice, it's gotta have fuzzy dice hanging from the rear view mirror!

by Murderface November 21, 2013

creep-n-cruise

1. To creep one's car forward at an intersection or in heavy traffic so as to get a better view of an attractive person in an adjacent vehicle.

2. Seemingly creepy automobile behavior of adjusting speed or position in order to check out occupant(s) of an adjacent vehicle.

Alternate: cruise-n-creep

I was creep-n-cruising this hot girl at Melrose and Fairfax until I realized her boyfriend was in the front seat.

Don't you hate when the driver in front of you doesn't move up far enough to let you creep-n-cruise the car next to you?

by Shun the Non Beliver March 2, 2010

Cruised

To fail at a simple task, derived from a old definition of the word which was getting angry after being shown a picture of Tom Cruise.

Man, Tristan failed his spelling bee, he just got Cruised.

by tom Cruise Worshipper March 1, 2021

Tom Cruised

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.

"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."

by feralwinky February 5, 2010

wiki-cruise

Noun or Verb

1. A vacation in an often exotic or far away area of the world, but only via the internet.

2. To check something out on wikipedia, often in a drive-by, casual or cursory fashion.

I'm too poor to go on an actual cruise to Fiji, but I totally went on a wiki-cruise, and have been telling people at work that I've been there! I even took a few generic photos of me at the beach and have been playing it up like they're Fiji on facebook with facts about the food, animal life and whatnot.

- or -

The GNP of Bolivia? One sec, let me wiki-cruise it.

by amanda boekelheide April 3, 2010

Crosley Cruiser

A cheap piece of junk that will destroy your records if you use it.

P1: "I got a Crosley Cruiser and now my records won't play."

P2: " I told you! You should just burn it."

by DJlikescats December 4, 2016

pt cruiser

A 4-door hatchback vehicle, released by Chrysler, in 2001 as a "platform all its own". Using retro style and economical front wheel drivetrain, the P.T. (Personal Transport) Cruiser is adaptable, fun to drive, good on gas and retro-tastic.

Though not as futuristic as the Vibe or the Matrix, the P.T. Cruiser was the first and the most recognizable of the half-breed car/suvs.

by Denis Baldwin September 24, 2003