Coke toast

French toast but instead of powdered sugar, you use cocaine

Guy 1: My roommate leaves his cocaine laying around, I was making French toast the other day and it was a bad time. Well at first it was a really good time but then... it wasn’t

Guy 2
...
I want some coke toast

by ICan'tDecideOnWhatNameIWant April 30, 2020

Coke squirt

When you get a 2 liter coca cola bottle and put mentos in it and then sit on it while the foam proceeds to blow up your asshole.

I was at a sleepover with the boys and we totally tried to coke squirt.

by Dick child the first June 2, 2020

gila choke

a hold that restricts the breathing of a victim by applying pressure on the windpipe and the nerves surrounding it. this act is carried out by use of a gila monster and is widely outlawed in social situations except as a punishment for stupidity. made famous by the great Bishop Bana. always coming from behind and usually by surprise, once it is locked in...may god have mercy on you.

"Here comes a gila choke!"

by Eric (bishop bana) Edstrom November 3, 2007

saga choke

heroically fall short of success or achievement in something expected, attempted, desired, or approved

Steve: "How about that Iraq post-war strategy?"

Collin: "Saga choke!"

by Sheldon J. Bynarman March 2, 2010

Dick Choker

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

go choke

Telling someone to choke on something. Another way of saying shut up.

Justin: lol bro u suck

Jessica: go choke Justin

by bye_xoxo July 30, 2017

I choked on my latte

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

by Hoherbass October 9, 2019