The long lost links to humans, not entirely humans yet, not apes all that much. Usually prefer following others into wars, like Hitler. Also, they like pretending that they are actually brave and strong.
P1: Look at that monkey, acting all Croatian.
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
P2: Nah brah, that's the long lost link.
P1: Woah! It looked almost human!
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Todd: my wife refuses to lick my asshole!
Joey: whats thats cunts problem?
Todd: the last time that whore was tossing my salad .. she found alot of croutons!
Joey: whats thats cunts problem?
Todd: the last time that whore was tossing my salad .. she found alot of croutons!
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Get the croating mug.When your car has a ton of bird crap on it that it starts to resemble a dalmation (especially if it's a black car).
Nice dalmation creation. You might want to rethink parking near all those pigeons and/or not parking under that gi-normous tree anymore.
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Get the croutons mug.Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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