Weird and disturbing ways to make fun of someone. They also can be hilarious or ๐จ๐ฉ๐ช๐ฅ๐๐.
Now that's some Unusual Criticism
by ugeeth September 25, 2021
A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.
My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.
by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019
A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
by mrchristian November 19, 2012
Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.
"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
by bustrud March 09, 2023
Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.
"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"
by bustrud March 09, 2023