Cripton

When a person is talking rubbish.

Why do you come out with so much Cripton

by 01fieldo June 12, 2008

Craptop

Any laptop in which you use while dropping a deuce.

Wheres my craptop i gotta take a shit.

by jacqeez June 29, 2009

Criptastic

Combination of the words Crippled and Fantastic. Referring to someone who is physically disabled and displays a general awesomeness.

That girl over there is totally criptastic!

by AG1987 February 4, 2010

Crypto Sceptic

A person who is sceptical of Bitcoin, Ethereum and other crypto currencies, usually because they are salty that they didn't invest sooner and are jealous that people are making money because they were intelligent.

Dude, my bitcoin is now worth $4000 I only invested $100. Well it will go down soon enough. Wow man why are you such a Crypto Sceptic

by Lachlan Mateo Regalo May 23, 2021

craptoberfest

The celebration of the month of craptober

I can't wait to have some crap beer and crap pretzels at this year's craptoberfest

by steve austin July 23, 2004

craptology

cr-ap-to-logy
- noun
1. the branch of biology dealing with the study of feces and all fecal matter; including airborne fecal particles, and also the lesser known fart particles.
2. the study of poo and how it is created; what foods make what type of poo; (i.e. shapes)
3. the study of poo and the meaning of it's colors; what food makes what color of poo.

Related Words: Pootology, Crap 101, Shitonomy, Fecal Fallacies 1002, etc.

For my craptology final I was dissecting my brother's fecal matter, and discovered that the red colors were because of the pills he had ingested earlier for his tummy.

by Osha and Wendy May 3, 2007

Craptop

A crappy slow laptop

damnnit, my craptop is really getting on my nerves! gotta upgrade :-)

by hallooooooo July 27, 2009