alternating caps disorder

A condition in which an individual irrationally abandons normal conventions of typing in an effort to plague the internet with annoying hogwash such as: "rEmEmBerRrZZzz tHe Lil bLacKIE aNd ThE oOziNaToR?!?1 roFolzers lolZears Omgzz!"; may be susceptible to spelling things incorrectly.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs disorder: Oh mANn too fuNNie! hehe But yAa yAA gOOd TymessS!!

by minimai and rudoggy August 7, 2006

Mr crabs

Someone you dont wanna get in bed with. Shoots red sperm.

He was shit in bed. Must of been a Mr Crabs.

by Reus May 31, 2015

chapsticking

A sexual act involving A.) The tip of a man's penis and B.) A female's lips. The act is performed while a man is ejaculating and simetaneosly rubbing his penis around her mouth, as if he were using a tube of chapstick.

Dude I was totally chapsticking that Tawanese hooker you call a sister last night. Her lips were glazed like a Krispy Kreme.

by Carstano September 5, 2008

chapstick erection

When you pop open your chapstick only to find that, inexplicably, the wax has fully extended itself out of the base, bearing a disturbingly similar appearance to a dog's erect penis

Person 1: "Hey can I borrow your chapstick?"
Person 2: "Okay here"
Person 1: "Thank y--aww, god!!"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Freakin' chapstick erection."
Person 2: "Oh, sorry. Not sure how that happened."
Person 1: "Eh, it's alright. Was anyone looking?"

by Picker McBoogers November 21, 2009

Ten Claps

When a person in a group of people do something that requires being pro. Someone in the group of friends will then say TEN CLAPS, then they all clap in unison ten times.

R: My soccer team just won our tournament.
K: TEN CLAPS!
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

by Cairn December 23, 2008

Catching Crabs

When your pubic area is itchy and dirty after banging many people

Stink John was out catching crabs after he was banging the homeless lady on New Year's Day in Philadelphia

by Centimeter J June 11, 2019

caps

Aussie slang for mdma (ecstasy), often in Australia mdma is snorted and placed in capsules for distribution.

oi starky brah how many caps ya do last night?

by the cracky lordddd June 15, 2018