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Cranston Crunch

its an abdominal exercise created and done by Ben Cranston. Done by standing someone on your chest and then doing a situp so they crunch against you.
Ben: Boy, this Cranston Crunch is a real ab killer!

Opal: What's a Cranston Crunch? I've never tried that.

Ben: You're gonna love it. Stand on my belly, I'll show you what it is.

Patty: Easy, dad, she might fall off.

Ben: (Laughing) Who cares?! Its a real gut buster.
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 1, 2010
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Cranstoon

Cranstoon, also known as Edisson ( whatever the fuck his middle name is ) baghurst. he is a small yet entertaining twitch streamer! He makes jokes and does a lot of ‘ just chatting streams ‘. his jokes are most likely gay, sexual, or maybe something insulting himself or his viewers. He has a beautiful and kind partner named Matilda. Cranstoon is a british uni student, and really.really.REALLY…despises the french. Overall, he is really nice and funny and you can watch him over at
Twitch.tv/cranstoon !
“ i’d shag anyone. “

- a horny sexual man, cranstoon.
by StrangeOmni November 13, 2022
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Cranstoon

"Cranstoon."
by s0me_W13rd0_N4m3d_Al1x December 20, 2022
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Dirty cransten

The best sexual experience a girl can have is the dirty cransten,will result in multiple orgasms side affects ,shakes ,loss of vision and in some cases Temperley loss of felling in legs
Omg that dirty cransten the pleasure was so intense I am still shaking

i can't see nor can I walk
by Frankie 👌 May 29, 2023
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Bryan Cranston Penis Building Episode

The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.
P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
by LouieIsDed August 12, 2023
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Dirty cransten

The sexual act in witch ;,(best preformed with doggy style)ok the man grabs the girls hair tucks it under her neck and then tentions it from behind while flicking her bean or nipple
I had the best sex last night my husband preformed the dirty cransten in me I came so hard my pussy is still tingling 👌
by Dirty pit February 5, 2025
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crantz

to rape a rapistin his mouth/arse.
the police are all probably crantzers
by tom November 25, 2003
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