A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020
Get the Internet Cowboy mug.cowboy fever, also sometimes called "mad cowboy disease" refers to a group of people who are madly in love with cowboys– specifically michael nesmith and/or stephen stills. this illness is to not be taken lightly, as the causes and affects are irreversible. once one is stricken with cowboy fever, there is no turning back. they will now live and die for cowboys. common symptoms are obsessively talking about michael nesmith or stephen stills, having a camera roll filled with cowboy pictures, listening to country and/or folk rock. there are many other symptoms that begin to deteriorate ones mind, leaving them completely incapsulated by cowboys. NOTE: cowboy fever is extremely infectious!!
bella: MICHAEL NESMITH!?!>#@$?#>#$!#?!>$
mimi: wait what
val: oh she has cowboy fever
mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...
mimi: wait what
val: oh she has cowboy fever
mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...
by cowboyfucker420 August 17, 2020
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They are bad at multitasking, but have thousands of thoughts at the same time.
They are bad at multitasking, but have thousands of thoughts at the same time.
by Space cowboy itself October 14, 2021
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Yo what's with all these Yooper Cowboys lately?
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.
by tilsby November 12, 2018
Get the Yooper Cowboy mug.Rugged men who work on the inland river system- loading, unloading, and towing barges of cargo. They can tie a line, fetch a wire, and will work 365 days a year.
“Hey, It’s time to switch these barges out at the dock. I’m gonna need some river cowboys to help flip this load out and tumble one of those empties in”
by Flat Dick October 4, 2018
Get the river cowboy mug.It’s the answer to dumb questions or questions you do not want to answer. Mostly to personal questions, but this is the answer to any serious question.
by Thatplayer58 January 20, 2021
Get the Go Cowboys! mug.I thought I would have a short wait to get a local vaccination, but when I arrived at the vaccination site there was one Vaccine Cowboy after another who had ridden in from god knows where, standing in line in front of me.
by LaughingAloud April 4, 2021
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