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Space Cowboy

Someone, who can zone out in every situation.

They are bad at multitasking, but have thousands of thoughts at the same time.
“Hello?! Are you listening to me? Come back to Earth! You are a literal Space cowboy…”
by Space cowboy itself October 14, 2021
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Internet Cowboy

A term coined in November of 2020 referring to the men on social media pretending to be cowboys, or pretending to do activities most generally considered to be those of actual landowners and beef producers. They most generally live in a populated urban center (town), renters, drive a truck that has the suspension altered in way to guarantee life-long front end problems, gives free advertising to hunting/outdoor companies (Salt Life) in the form of stickers on the back windshield of said wore-out truck, wears apparel designed for those who rodeo and/or work cattle when in actuality they are sacred of large animals. Other characteristics: Avid hunters of other people’s land, over extended on credit, 50% chance non-completion of high school, when asked what there favorite music is...it’s always Red Dirt.
Kyle, Chad, and Derek have really turned into a bunch of internet cowboys since they retired from gay porn.
by Tipofthedtoya November 10, 2020
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Yooper Cowboy

People from the U.P who dress in a flannel, work boots, and a Stormy Kromer while sometimes carrying a gun.
Yo what's with all these Yooper Cowboys lately?
You can tell when it's buck season because the Yooper Cowboys come out in full force.
by tilsby November 12, 2018
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kotex cowboy

1. A person who is a pussy
2. Someone bitches a lot
3. A person acting in a cunt like manner
John is a Kotex cowboy today
by God's Gift To Electrical December 17, 2013
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cowboy fever

cowboy fever, also sometimes called "mad cowboy disease" refers to a group of people who are madly in love with cowboys– specifically michael nesmith and/or stephen stills. this illness is to not be taken lightly, as the causes and affects are irreversible. once one is stricken with cowboy fever, there is no turning back. they will now live and die for cowboys. common symptoms are obsessively talking about michael nesmith or stephen stills, having a camera roll filled with cowboy pictures, listening to country and/or folk rock. there are many other symptoms that begin to deteriorate ones mind, leaving them completely incapsulated by cowboys. NOTE: cowboy fever is extremely infectious!!
bella: MICHAEL NESMITH!?!>#@$?#>#$!#?!>$

mimi: wait what

val: oh she has cowboy fever

mimi: oh - uh shit i think i might be coming down with cowboy fever too ...
by cowboyfucker420 August 17, 2020
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Steamroom Cowboy

A gentleman who enjoys loitering in steam baths in the company of other nude men, for any number of other reasons - mere voyeurism; the prospect of a good, hearty romp with another like-minded fellow; or possibly he wants to check out the other chap's todger to see if it matches the description of the one his wife has been playing around with.
When the Ambassador caught Alex hanging around the steam baths, peeking at stray John Thomases, he proclaimed him to be a "Steamroom Cowboy".

Naturally, the Ambassador thought nothing of keeping the photographs of this behaviour.
by Hangus the Monkey September 29, 2019
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Go Cowboys!

It’s the answer to dumb questions or questions you do not want to answer. Mostly to personal questions, but this is the answer to any serious question.
Frank: Hey Gary how do you feel about the upcoming election?
Gary: Go Cowboys!
by Thatplayer58 January 20, 2021
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