double clutching

To finger bang a person's ass while either performing oral sex on them, or while giving a male a hand job.

I encourage double clutching to my girlfriends.
I was watching porn, and this girl double clutched the dude.

by Jesse Ray 620 December 19, 2008

Counciling

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.

Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!

by Alex Hudock July 8, 2009

crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

Clutching

When you go to someone's house and immediately have to poop but you're scared someone will hear the splash so you catch and release.

I was so excited to get to Nae-Nae's house that I forgot to poop at home. I got my clutching on so they would just think it was a tinkle.

by Clipperz January 27, 2016

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

Coughing Up Dust

To jerk off so many times in a day you barely cum anything.

Oh, man. I was so bored yesterday, at the end of it I was coughing up dust.

by Sillynilley August 15, 2011

counting waiters

to space out in the middle of a conversation.

stop counting waiters and listen to me!!

by aly-b September 27, 2011