COUCHING

Lying on the couch relaxing, not a care in the world.

Relaxing with your love one on the couch}.

Example: What are you doing right now, are you going anywhere? No I am couching all day.
My Lady, or partner and I are couching all day.

by Jay Reid April 25, 2020

catching the couch

Catching the couch is when you smoke weed, then fall asleep

- Is Brian the next one?
- No, he Caught the couch...
- Well, only the weak catching the couch
- True shit dude, pass the boof

by Bankmaser November 4, 2020

Catching blowies

The act of sleeping with ones mouth open wide enough for blow flies to land inside

Dazza's over there on his couch catching blowies.

I'm so exhausted, I'm going home to catch blowies.

by RingChinRanga December 25, 2020

Coching

being attracted to the same sex

Sam came out of the closet, he was now coching

by Graham Smithson- Rajwan February 9, 2021

catching waves

To copulate, get laid. Or to have a girlfriend.

Everyone is catching waves but me, man. Shit blows.

by Shuckyducky March 22, 2021

catchingyoyo

well they are mad fine tbh and so perfect and I’m hoping they don’t leave 🤔 IF U SEE THIS ILYSMMM <3 kittens in the future

boy 1:catchingyoyo is rlly cute
me:DROP KICK
me:wanna make out

catchingyoyo:idk🤔

by fallingforharmoney July 4, 2021

conching

The act of pressing one's ear against another person's anus in an effort to hear the ocean.

"Hey memes_of_reality, would you like to go conching with me tonight? My asshole is freshly bleached."

by TheSquashy October 28, 2021