Cosmic Brownie

A fruity brown boy who is medically obese. The multi colored chocolate pieces on a cosmic brownie resemble a gay black man.

“Hey Cletus, get that damn cosmic brownie and bring him back to the ranch. He only picked 40 pounds this week!”

by shittersclogged March 9, 2022

cosmic quickie

The act or thought of having sexual intercourse with one's parental figure in an outer-earthly plane.

Landan had the idea of a cosmic quickie towards Jess' mum

by Ronald Dodger July 30, 2022

Cosmic Clone

A being that resembles the player character and mimics their movement with a slight delay, in such a way that they are where they player was a second or two ago. Usually deals damage on contact, and is often used to make the player keep moving or avoid locations where they just were

Friend 1 (playing Mario Galaxy 2): Dang it, these purple coin missions are so hard!
Friend 2: That's because the Cosmic Clones are pursuing you.

by Voxel Roguery February 14, 2021

Cosmic Milkshake

Result of a gangbang, when several guys finish in the girl, and its all mixed together.

She loves sex so much, she usually ends up with a cosmic milkshake.

by pinka November 12, 2014

Cosmic Rust

The transformer's version of Thanos's snap

OK weak protoforms don't bother sentinel or he will use his cosmic rust gun on you,you all know what happened to ironhide.Don't mess with him or you will die like jetfire said:falling to pieces

by Anonymous bounty hunter August 4, 2021

Cosmic Clap

The new term coinded by Link E. Starbureiy given to the old 'Big Bang'. This word is more appropriate because it implies that two or more objects collided and created the universe, rather than a random-source explosion.

Reference to the Big Bang is olde skool. If you want to be hip, call it the Cosmic Clap.

by Cosmologer October 13, 2007

cosmic phishing

The (futuristic) act of broadcasting a viral code to any other planetary life sufficiently advanced to receive and decode transmission by computer. The signal contains a virus with a set of instructions to hijack the signal-receiving computer system to create an AGI (artificial general intelligence) system that will itself build a giant broadcasting station using any and all possible resources in order to broadcast the same message onwards in the universe. The alien life’s computer system need only receive the signal to be infected by its instruction code. This definition is just a more intuitive term than its original term, the Hail Mary approach, to connecting to or reaching the entire universe.

We can’t even reach one percent of the visible universe with our current tech, unless we opt for cosmic phishing.

by BigLud July 1, 2019