employer: sorry, sir but you can't get get the job you are applying for.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
applicant: why?
employer: we found a skeleton in the closet. I mean your closet rather.
applicant: I didn't kill anyone, so therefore, i can't have skeletons in my closet.
employer: You shoplifted from the local pizza parlor when you were 13 years old.
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A curly fantastic person with an infectious laugh, caring and loving . Every party needs a Colette and things always seem much better when she is around. Full of ideas and ideals she wants to make a difference in the world. Feisty and strong but prone to being hot tempered.
Her emotions run deep and she can often find it difficult to contain them and also, paradoxically let them out.
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Colette takes on challenges even when they seem scary, battling on against all the odds she comes out victorious.
Intelligent and beautiful with knowing eyes, she has psychic abilities and is very spiritual.
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NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.
Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.
Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.
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Bob is a closet christian because while he believes in this religion, but he doesn't share his faith openly.
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He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…
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