Dane Cook 

I accidentally saw this person on TV. He was telling how he used to be ugly but now is handsome with women falling all over him. He also told other "jokes."

Since I have not seen him on TV in many months, I suddenly missed his brand of absolutely no talent. Today I decided to write a short poem about the "comedian" known as Dane Cook.

I once saw Dane Cook on TV
Irritating the heck out of me
I watched in a trance
As he made faces and pranced
And asked myself, "What morons are paying good money to watch this crap?"

The end

Dane Cook by Norman R Fern November 5, 2012

good cook

A synonym for drug dealer. Often used in texts and slang talk.

" Ronald is a real good cook!"

good cook by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

let him cook 

let the man do his thing, let him glow up, let him get there. gotta give him time to become the man he needs to be.

“he’s really ugly”

“just let him cook”

let him cook by its_mc_squared February 8, 2023

dane cook sucks 

dane cook a joke of a comedian is terrible and i like gonorrhea more than dane cook

dane cook sucks,
wana hear a joke? dane cook

dane cook sucks by abrocar February 10, 2009

David Cook 

An amazing singer and winner of American Idol Season 7.

Did you see David Cook perform last night? He was amazing!

David Cook by d towns best May 21, 2008

David Cook 

American Idol winner, season 7, David Cook is now a recording artist on the RCA label. Full name David Roland Cook. He was born in Blue Springs Missouri on December 20th of 1982. Albums include 'Analog Heart' released in 2006 and a self titled album released in 2008.
Sidenote: David is related to R&B artist Alicia Keys
( real name Alicia Augello Cook )

me: Do you know who David Cook is?
my friend: Yeah, he was on American Idol, right?
me: Yep

David Cook by AliciaFanClub March 30, 2011

let's cook 

Phrase use by Walter White in the show "Breaking Bad".

Walt: "Jesse, let's cook!"

Jesse: "Yeah bitch!"

let's cook by Let's Get Schwifty October 22, 2013