psuedo-conformist

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone because they shop walmart, drink starbucks, shop the mall and dress american eagle and go to church. They think they are individuals because they condemn those that look a little different or hipster. They are just as judgemental and rude as those they hate. all the young kids think they're better than their peers. They watch stupid summer block busters and condemn those that like things different. their weird tweaks and hidden inconfidence is clearly seen. they listen to pop rock radio hits and expects everyone to be like them. anything too different is just trying too hard. psuedo-conformist are just as pretentious and passive aggressive as their counter part. they love to rant

I like to judge people because i'm a psuedo-conformist. i shop walmart and watch action movies, i hate pseudo intellectuals because i'm young and i love to argue till my throat and ears bleed.especially when it's from the safety of my computer. i hate all my peers who are different or the same. theres always a way to argue my points even if no one listens. everyone tries too hard except me. i'm real

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

Conformist

Everybody! Everyone's a conformist, there is no such thing as a non-conformist because if you are a non-conformist you are a conformist for conforming to the non conformists, same with anti-conformists and other subgroups. So people who are calling others conformists, shut the fuck up, cause you yourself are a conformist. You know who you are! :(

Non-conformist: Hey do you wanna get the hell out of here?
Me: Nah, I have to study, man.
Non-conformist: Conformist!
Me: Shut the fuck up, you're a conformist for being a non-conformist!

by TwoCamelsinaTinyFingCar1 November 26, 2011

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

Confirmed Bachelor

A man who is exceedingly bad with women, and he doesn't really know why. He just doesn't have what it takes He's a confirmed bachelor (perpetually single, never married, no kids).

In the 50's this was a polite way of calling a man gay pre-sexual-revolution. After 2008 in the world of Tinder, some straight men are also now confirmed bachelors.

Hey man, how old are you?

Him: I'm 28.

Do you have any kids?

Him: Nope.

Married?

Him: no

I'm sorry about that, you're a confirmed bachelor.

by RaijuRainBird February 29, 2020

Result Confirmation

Confirmation of a "Result". E.g. to score in bed.

Mate did you check out the fittie I took home last night, proper Result confirmation that was :)(

by AJ_1982 October 15, 2008

confirmanality

A state of altered consciousness experienced after confirming successfully that your girlfriend wants anal sex from you. Known to induce ecstatic rambling, solving of midlife crises, and busting of nuts in guys; occasional pain and/or hemorrhoids in girls.

Girl: "Okay, you can sodomize me."
Guy: "YABADABADOOOO!!!! HEEEEEERE's JOHNNY!"
(This dude is experiencing confirmanality.)

Girl: "Ow."

by coffeedarklover August 23, 2011

Confirmer

A person who confirms the actions or products of someone or something.

Jennifer Lavallee is the head confirmer of everything and everyone.
Your boss is the Confirmer of the actions allowed to take place in meetings with the board.

by JBean1331 April 21, 2010