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Confagulations

1. When two gay persons enter marriage and one wishes to sarcastically congratulate them

2. Sarcastic congratulation to anyone you dislike
1. Bob: "Scott and Ted finally tied the knot."
Tim: "Well, confagulations to them..."

2. Rick: "Hey guys, I just financed a new BMW!"
Walter: "Confagulations."
by Ryan D. Ellis December 22, 2008
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confoggled

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.
by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012
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Conference Room Circle Jerk

A conference room circle jerk is when many management consultants gather to express their intelligence (see clown posse) while not getting anything done. Although many individuals who engage in this behavior come from a fraternity background, a conference room circle jerk has the opposite rules of "soggy biscuit" in that the goal is not to climax early, but rather to hold back your "pearls of wisdom" until the end of the designated meeting end time. This makes you appear to be the smartest person in the room. The loser or the consumer of the "soggy biscuit" is the individual who is in the room not paying attention while attempting to complete actual work. This person is assigned any (usually asinine) action items from the meeting.
Paul: Wow, what a conference room circle jerk! We literally spent three hours of my life that I will never get back.

Ed: That sounds terrible. Who ate the soggy biscuit?

Paul: Unfortunately Eric, he was dealing with a client issue while trying to keep his sanity during the clown show.
by B-MAG November 3, 2013
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confederosexual

A confederate who is only attracted to his/her cousins.
"Did you hear? Nik is a confederosexual!"

"I had a feeling since he's always sucking face with his cousin and saying "those damn liberals"."
by Thedreammemeteam April 19, 2018
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confluperous

"Girl, why you always so extra?"
"You right. Lemme stop bein so confluperous."
by Lillllllllian December 7, 2017
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confetti cum cake

When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers

cake
That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.
by slapyodaddy February 21, 2018
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Confushook

When your confused and shook AT THE SAME TIME!
“Ke is my moms car key”
“I is confushook”
I’m so confushook right about now”
by Heyitsmeeeee August 8, 2018
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