compassionate conservatism

"Compassionate conservatism" is when a conservative gives you a reach around while fucking you up the ass and stealing all your money to give to his friends in big business.

If you're gonna inflict "compassionate conservatism" on us George, be sure to use some lube.

by Jay Naylor July 11, 2006

compassionate conservative

A conservative who wants to get more votes from liberals. Read: oxymoron.

No examples, none exist.

by liberal July 23, 2003

comparo

A direct comparison or review by a knoledgeable person between two or more similar objects

Car & Driver just did a comparo between The Accord, Camry and the Mazda6.

by John October 25, 2004

Three's company

This is when you put your balls in to.

She was so wide I gave her a three's company.

by Tsport March 28, 2003

Companionship

com·pan·ion·ship (km-pnyn-shp)

Women: Another term for a f**k buddy

Example: I'm only with him for companionship. he is not my boyfriend.

Also see "friends with benefits"

by eMnMe April 25, 2011

comparing sizes

1) When two boys pull out their penises to see which one is bigger. Usually done by boys between 8 and 13. Anyone caught doing this after the age of 13 can be considered gay!

2) An excuse for a guy to look at someone elses cock at a urinal or in a open shower.

1. Hey Justin, lets go to my room and compare sizes.

2. I'm not gay, I was just comparing sizes.

by Cappy1 June 11, 2004

shit company

Shit Company: Entertainment in human form, via telephone conversation, text, or online chat while you defecate. This can also take place in person if you and your shit company are comfortable with it. Shit Company is not for the quick pinch and one wipe shits, but instead for the long, arduous, break a sweat, ball busting shits.

"If it weren't for my shit company, I'd have been bored as fuck for the last 30 minutes."

by LosrDogg July 24, 2009