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Field Commander

The more logical name for the drum major who conducts for the band.
Keep your eyes on the field commander. He will give you the tempo.
by supernemo May 21, 2013
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Master-And-Commander Debate

A trivial argument based in little more than the semantics or language used to formulate the argument.

NOTE: Despite the simple nature of said argument, the debate can often grow so passionate that everyone not involved leaves the room to go watch the movie somewhere else.
Come on guys, this is just turning into a Master-And-Commander Debate.

Take your Master-And-Commander Debate somewhere else!

Here they go again with a Master-And-Commander Debate...

EXAMPLE OF A MASTER-AND-COMMANDER DEBATE:

A- "Can you imagine being him? They just cut the rope and left him out to sea. Would you just cling to the mast for dear life? I mean, wouldn't you just let go of it and swim as fast as you could towards the ship?"

B- "Haha, no. I would swim after it."

A- "You mean, 'YES, I would swim after it.'"

B- "No... I mean 'NO, I would swim after it.' As in 'No, I wouldn't just cling to the mast.'"

A- "But that's not the question I asked. I..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)

C- "So who did you guys decide was right?"

A- "We agreed to disagree."

B- "No we didn't."

A- "We didn't? What, did we conclude I was right?"

B- "Well I assumed that's the only way we would end it."

A- "No. We just eventually dropped it. Thus, we agreed to disagree."

B- "Dropping something doesn't necessarily mean 'Agree to disagree.'"

A- "Yes it does!"

B- "No..."

(Argument goes on for 15 minutes, everyone leaves)
by C0mfortablyNumb February 21, 2011
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Commando

The absolute gayest perk in all of Modern Warfare 2. Unlocked at level 4, this perk will allow someone on Xbox Live to lunge and knife someone on Playstation Network. Anyone using commando is virtually invincible to bullets and/or explosives. This perk is usually accompanied by the perks Marathon (unlimited sprint) and Lightweight (run faster) and a pistol with a tactical knife, so those little faggots can run 50 mph and knife someone every second.
Actual Player: OMG! One more kill till nuke!!!
Commando: *knife*
*Actual Player watches kill cam*
Actual Player: WTF! He was in Karachi and I was in Afghan!!
by PzychoGamer November 24, 2010
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valley commando

Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.

Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Shit, you see that valley commando tit smash that English guys head in, fuck hes got mates too.
by prof.reg.fritter. October 20, 2007
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Commander Jer Jer

The most charismatic member of the alpha male division. May not be the largest or strongest but his physical disabilities are counterbalanced with his ability to please others (esp. AYeo) with his tasteful moves and sense of humor.
1 Tam had a great time last night with Commander Jer Jer.

2 Commander Jer Jer befriends all creatures big and small.. esp. during their sleep.
by AY1004 May 4, 2005
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new commando

Going out without any communication device,whether on purpose or by accident.
"I accidentally went new commando today when I forgot my Blackberry at home."

incommunicado radio silence unreachable
by Bart's Mom August 11, 2009
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commando

In Arnold's ridiculous, but all time great movie "Commando" the final action scene has him alone in a basement with Bennett the bad guy. The bad Aussie has John (Arnold) in his pistol sight when Arnold challenges him to end their fight like men and the dialog flows:
"Come on, Bennett, throw away
that chicken-shit gun" (implying that they should end it mano-a-mano, like real men).

"You don't just want
to pull a trigger." (too clean and too quick for a guy killing a guy he hates)

"Put the knife in me
and look me in the eye...
and see what's going on
in there when you turn it. (get the satisfaction of feeling the agony of your enemy as he slowly dies)

That's what you
want to do, right?"

A moment later comes the greatest line of all time:

"Don't deprive yourself
of some pleasure.

Come on, Bennett.
Let's party." (it's the macho man's equivalent of I want you to fuck me)

So, bad boy Bennett puts the gun down and John proceeds to kill him by impaling him on a pipe spewing steam. As Bennett is dying, he looks at Arnold and as John he says "Let off some steam, Bennett."

Sick, very sick, but great phony sweat and nice camo make up.
Be a real man commando, let's party.

Come on, I'll kick your ass, let's party!
by Powerharp April 12, 2006
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