Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.

Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection

by BaggageClaimBoys April 9, 2019

Rock-Bottom Collectable

A possession, held by a collector, that means so much to them they would have to really experience an all-time low in life to even be tempted to part with it.

Invaders could be bombing my neighborhood intent on occupying my home, and this is the item I’m still taking with me as I flee, because I’m not parting with it unless I absolutely have to do so because I’ve otherwise hit rock-bottom, so this is my rock-bottom collectable. Alternatively:

I treasure this collectable so much, I don’t know what kind of rock-bottom scenario I would have to encounter to give this item up, I just pray I never do. Let my family sell it once I’m gone to help pay for my funeral.

by Phlavor January 12, 2023

Revenue Collector

see Speed Camera & Radar

"Speed cameras are used purely for revenue raising."

by Zoe February 21, 2005

Thrash-collector

It's when you dump a girl you scored and then one of your friends go for her.

Thrash-collector!

by KHDT October 8, 2010

collective thinking

The idea that people can actually agree to something with the very same principles, and especially that you can find someone to put into public office that thinks the way you do.

Collective thinking allows for individuals to be outvoted and left unheard if they do not remain in line with the majority.

by Researcher Republican May 18, 2016

Sports Collectors Digest

A once-great publication which sold its soul for advertising dollars. Bad news about its sponsors now mysteriously pass without mention.

See also shill.

Man, I used to respect Sports Collectors Digest before they sold out.

by Degu October 21, 2008

The Trump Collector

Someone who is scared of trumping.

A human being that refuses to trump during the day due to public shame or belief that they are not an animal, resulting in a collection of trumps being stored up inside them.

During the night the human being "deflates", passing wind throughout their sleep and the trump collection leaves their body. For this reason the trump collector will never be satisfied with their collection and wake up the next day striving to build up their collection again.

Dave "You know what, I've never heard you trump George..."

George "Thats because I dont!!"

Dave "Ah right, it's you. You're The Trump Collector"

by bagultrait January 2, 2012