Gonzaga College

Smokes joints with Mr McCaul. Has 12 inch peens

That guy from gonzaga college has the biggest peen

by A person Hi December 13, 2019

Uckfield College

Shittest school in england, if you go there you're either a roadman chav or an fucking spas. Everyone is dead inside and wants to yeet themselves off beachy head, even the teachers. Every day gets worse, someone please take the pain away.

Person 1- You go to Uckfield College?
Person 2- Yeh, everyday gets 10x worse. I want to die.

by n1bba_ch33se January 10, 2020

Morling College

An Australian Baptist theological college open to female leadership, some day in the distant future. The poor man's alternative to Moore College (or the visionless version of Alphacrucis College), led by a merry band of white male geriatrics. Called Morose College since its takeover of Vose Seminary. A college offering 300 courses to 80 students.

I studied at Morling College where there are no students but dozens of property developers.

by SonnyWilliams November 16, 2020

Challenger Early College High School

An Early College High School in Hickory, North Carolina, Challenger, servers two out of a hundred North Carolina counties: Alexander and Catawba. Limited to a hundred students per class, everybody knows each other. Most of the teachers are extremely qualified. The school's honor code is integrity, citizenship, and stewardship. Anybody who doesn't follow this code can be punished. It's the only school in the county where you drop $2 dollars, and somebody will return it in the office.

Jack: I heard you're not coming to Hickory High with us. Where are you going?
Bill: I'm going to the prestigious Challenger Early College High School.
Jack: That sounds great. I hope you do good.

----
20 years later
----
Jack is flipping burgers. Bill is working for $40/hour on a career that hasn't even been invented yet.

by BuddhistMonk2 September 3, 2012

carrum downs secondary college

worst school in the district. literally everyone there is either a complete burnout or just a loser.

p1: mate i've been talking to this chick, but she goes to carrum downs secondary college
p2: thats too bad man, youre gonna have to cut her off

by ieatmozzarelladaily March 17, 2020

St Mary's Catholic College Casino

This is a school that has the principal been removed by the fellow students. The students have elected one of their own as the principal... Chingynot. This school is the first in the world to have a student as a principal.

The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.

Damn St Mary's got a new principal that is a student?! WHAAATTT???!!!! St Mary's Catholic College Casino have made the right move.

by srddd June 17, 2020

college diet

A diet that consists in approximately one meal a day. This meal is often of little or no nutritional value, and may be fast food or even a bag of chips from a vending machine, eaten while sitting in class waiting for the prof to arrive.

The college diet can be employed for a number of reasons, chief among these are a lack of funds with which to purchase food, or a lack of time in which to prepare and eat a balanced meal. Lack of desire or perceived need to eat because of side effects from ADD medicine or other sources is also a cause.

Weight loss is inevitable when the college diet is combined with the natural daily exercise one gets from walking from class to class carrying a heavy backpack.

I have no time to eat in college; I'm on the college diet.

by sambarnes February 24, 2008