Contractogasm

When a pregnent woman has an orgasm at the same as a contraction

I had a contractogasm while having sex the other day.

by Nawlijispower February 26, 2010

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mega contraction

A large contraction. Usually used for words made up of more than three words, such as y'all're.

Man, I can't believe y'all're using mega contractions.

by m/e/m/e/d February 22, 2020

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Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.

I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die

by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009

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Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.

"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".

by LyanRach July 27, 2009

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Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

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n-eye-pple contact

eye contact but with someone else’s nipples, or when it feels like someone’s nipples are staring at you or making aggressive eye contact because of their visibility.

person 1: man! I wish that guy wasn’t wearing a mesh shirt right now, his nipples are totally out.

person 2: it’s an intense amount of n-eye-pple contact

by brickgerman October 21, 2019

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