Irish coffee

1. Coffee with whiskey
2. Whiskey in a coffee cup that the drinker claims to be "just coffee"

1. This Irish coffee is great on St. Paddy's Day!
2. This coffee looks really weak today, you probably shouldn't even try any of mine.

by bunsOFcottagecheese March 30, 2015

Coffee Snooters

Coffee Snooters involve crushing up caffeine pills (available at your local pharmacy) and insufflating (snorting) them in lines like llello. Isn't stronger than just eating caffeine, but hits much quicker. Less nausea too!

Hey, lets go get some coffee snooters and vodka!

by Wojo211 September 2, 2005

Coffee Crotch

Spilled coffee in the lap area, especially common when using the crotch as a cupholder on the morning commute. Fresh, it's a wet stain. Dry, it's a brown stain that can last all day. Occasional whiffs of coffee will drift upward through the day, especially during strenuous activity.

The bump in the road caused a splash, and the warm wetness indicated another case of coffee crotch

by BlueLew August 7, 2008

Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.

You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Hot Coffee

A nice hot, steaming cup of joe with an incredibly welcoming smell and the perfect thing first thing in the morning.

1. What's all this sex mod rubbish?

2. I like to start my day with a nice hot coffee.

3. Mmm that hot coffee looks and smells damn good.

4. How do you like your coffee? Hot!

by Metalhead For Life November 11, 2008

butt coffee

Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.

After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.

by Mitch Cumstein January 24, 2005

my coffee

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.

You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.

by kmpistol July 16, 2009