rashional conclusion

Da logical theory regarding why someone has red inflamed skin.

In da infamous "Burns and Allen" episode about George's attempts to obtain supplementary life insurance and assist a group of girl scouts, he winds up with a horrendous case of poison ivy, but da naive insurance agent mistakes it for an infectious disease. His merely taking a closer look might have resulted in his making a more rashional conclusion.

by QuacksO June 9, 2021

(Title Confusion)

When so many people get the name of a song wrong that it necessitates parentheses containing the song's mistaken name along with its ACTUAL name so people don't get frustrated when they can't find it. It can also occur if the title of the song is too verbose. (Again, this too can be caused by people getting the title wrong.)

(Title Confusion) has occurred many times in music. To name a few:

-Escape (The Pina Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
-Rocket Man (I Think It's Gonna Be A Long, Long Time) by Elton John

-Bang A Gong (Get It On) by T. Rex*
-Movin' Out (Anthony's Song) by Billy Joel
-Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) by Jim Croce

* "Bang a Gong" was originally called "Get It On," but it was later changed.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021

Seasonal Confusion

When it's changing seasons and you don't know what season it's changing to.

Today is October but are we headed into Winter or Summer? Wouldn't know. That is seasonal confusion.

by seasonal confusion October 23, 2023

sexy confusion

When you think someone is sexy, but you’re super confused why you feel that way. They’re not conventionally sexy, but they’re sexy for some reason you can’t explain.

Adam Driver is THE classic example of sexy confusion. He’s so sexy but I can’t figure out why!

by hot tiffa May 11, 2024

de-cocksing

When a woman turns gay.

"I'm not into penis, I'm de-cocksing"

by Stinkypoopants January 2, 2025

Impossible Conclusion Fallacy

The opposite of jumping to conclusions—accusing someone of "jumping to conclusions" or "hasty generalization" while demanding impossible standards of proof, pushing the needed conclusion into the realm of deductive certainty where none is possible. The fallacy lies in requiring conclusions to meet standards that no real-world conclusion can meet, then dismissing any conclusion that falls short. It's skepticism weaponized as impossibility: demanding mathematical proof for historical claims, controlled experiments for social phenomena, or absolute certainty for probabilistic judgments. The impossible standard ensures no conclusion can ever be reached, which is exactly the point.

"The evidence strongly suggests the policy failed. Response: 'You're jumping to conclusions—you haven't proven it with absolute certainty.' That's Impossible Conclusion Fallacy—demanding certainty where only probability exists. The standard is impossible, so the conclusion is always 'premature.' It's not about rigor; it's about never having to agree."

by Dumu The Void March 3, 2026

Texas cocktion

Take a bath of lemondrops, vodka, or citron, and methamphetamine, or promethazine, and dip a tampon, in it to soak, and then insert that, into a vagina, for 3 hours, remove it, and squeeze that, into a martini glass, with a lemon wedge.

They ladies, served their gentlemen, Texas cocktions.

by Alias intern September 19, 2025