Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).

Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.

by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013

cockbroken

When you break up with someone with a high sex drive and you will miss having sexual encounters with them. Typically you do not pay for sex and you get it so much that you're cock becomes dependent on the level and frequency of the sex. Its the same as being heartbroken except you never loved your partner you just loved the sex so your heart is fine but your cock is not.

Dude I'd been fucking her like 3 times a day for 6 months and just like that she ended it! Goddam I'm so cockbroken

by toxic53 February 28, 2015

Facebook cock block

When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.

Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"

The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"

by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008

cock block

The act of blocking someone else's cock, by stealing one's chances of getting LAIDDDD!

When Rachel Akiva and Bryan were all at 7-11, Bryan was hoping to get in the sack with Rachel. But evil fat Akiva cock block ed his overtures, and Bryan was left high and dry. And Rachel was not the least bit interested in Akiva's puny cock which was inversely proportional to his immensely troll-like feet.Fuck akiva fuck akiva

by Roochie February 28, 2007

all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

by BallerzOnABudget October 20, 2009

Ultimate Cock Block

When your room mate is about to score with a girl, cover your ass in chocolate sauce and run into the room naked yelling "damnit we're out of toilet paper!!! I gotta wipe my ass!!"

Dude, my asshole room mate did an ultimate cock block on me!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Cockblocked By Association

When you can't date, or have sex, with someone because they're the friend of someone you dated, or had sex with. Most commonly experienced when one wants to date one of an ex's friends, but they can't, because they're the friend of their ex.

"-I wanna date Jenny, but she's my ex's best friend, so I can't.
-You my friend, have been cockblocked by association."

by DarkwingMotherfuckinDuck March 20, 2010