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Moronavirus

A virus that affects the stupidest of people. Makes them act irrational, wreckless, and like a moron.
Hey did you hear? Trump has moronavirus.
He's still my president.
I didn't know it was contagious! Get away!
by Cunter Jewheim March 2, 2020
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The Corona Virus

Same name as the beverage. A group of viruses that cause diseases in mammals and birds. In humans, the viruses cause respiratory infections which are typically mild including the common cold but rarer forms like SARS and MERS can be lethal. China is having a serious outbreak and some Chinese people have brought the disease to the U.S. If the virus gets out of control we will all die. Screw 2020.
"Bro forget the cheese touch, that boy has the corona virus!"
by MYMANTYRONE January 30, 2020
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coronavirosity

noun. 1.used to refer to the scale of things that went down in 2019-2020~ that has people thinking bout terms like COVID boomer(s); boomer remover and Boomer Doomer.

2.It is also the term for the scale of anxiety you get from shaking hands in 2020;

3.It is also a crippling handshake that just takes all your lifeforce out of you or just a handshake from a dude that went to gym rather than sink in couch all day and watch CNN.

by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020
>Hey bro *shakes hand* I just gave you boomer doomer
The dude above recalls how he shaked a bro's hand and now thinks that he has a level 5 coronavirosity handshake and cannot shake hands no more. The scale is subjective

>I think the town in kekistan is suffering from a level 19 coronavirosity dood
by masterbaiter990 April 12, 2020
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National Corona Virus Day

3/14 is National Corona Virus Day! Make sure to celebrate at home. with no one.
by CoronaMan57 March 12, 2020
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Corollavirus

Illness suffered by people who are sick of their old Toyota
I heard banging and swearing outside this morning. I looked out and Rex was smashing up his old Japanese motor with a sledgehammer! I reckon he’s got corollavirus!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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Corona Virus

Girl 1- "I hate the corona virus!"
Guy1- "Me too! It's ruining out summer."
by Avery Elle Baker April 8, 2020
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Colonavirusing

When you spend your whole paycheck on toilet paper and can't pay your water bill to flush your shit, but your ass is clean and you don't have coronavirus
John: Why did you buy so much toilet paper
Tim: To avoid coronavirus
John: Stop Colonavirusing
by Dylan684 March 13, 2020
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