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Corona gas chamber 

When a fart gets stuck in someone’s face mask intended to prevent them from catching COVID-19.
I just crop dusted the family who was taking up the entire sidewalk at Disney while I passed them; safe to say they’re now all wearing a corona gas chamber on their face
Corona gas chamber by A1994 March 15, 2021

Corona Olympics 

When deadlier variants of Covid-19 from different countries compete with each other to see which of them could cause the most damage or pain to earthlings until effective vaccination forces them to journey to other planets.
At the 2021 Corona Olympics, which country is likely to strike gold in both the infection and mortality events? A nation with low vaccination rate; or one that is continually plagued with nationwide protests, where citizens’ personal choices with regard to masking and vaccination overrule any political mandate to protect themselves and others?
Corona Olympics by MathPlus July 27, 2021

Corona Calendar 

A calendar that feels like a 30-hour day, a 10-day week, or a 40-day month—when an awful lot of unappreciative employees who are “privileged” to work from home complain that every day is like a 19-hour workday hell.
The 2020 calendar would likely be remembered as the “corona calendar” for almost 8 billion people, who were home-jailed for weeks, when the world tried to contain the pandemic crisis.
Corona Calendar by Covido December 31, 2020

Corona discharge 

Overdosing on beer causes one to ejaculate Corona.
A man drinks too much beer will have symptoms of corona discharge.
Corona discharge by scienceA+ March 17, 2009

Corona Shots 

What we'll all get after they find a vaccine. Then after everyone except the ant-vaxx moms gets an incredibly painful needle injected into their arm, we all go to bars and get shots of Corona. And 100 years later, some other epidemic pops up and we're screwed AGAIN.
Hey M8, wanna get our Corona Shots?
Corona Shots by WrySquirrel3069 March 19, 2020

Corona bona

Corona-bona noun a version of the morning glory ( erect penis in the morning with no stimulation) but where ones partner is also in lockdown and thus can’t help
“Hi honey I’ve woken with a corona bona and your not hear to play
Corona bona by Travisty43 April 17, 2020