Clusterfuck

The Metal Gear Online beta, offered for download and play by Konami which has now been restricted to Japan only after massive server failure

Dude did you try out the MGO beta?
Nah, twas a clusterfuck of epic proportions

by McTalon April 22, 2008

clusterfuck

When a Robbie cheats a Rae, and a Matthew finds out and throws a hissy fit that the Robbie lied to him about it. Then they start fighting and drag everybody they are friends with into the fight. causing stress and a shitload of drama.

or

When someone brings fighting friends together to talk about there feelings. Which does not solve anything.

Also, a delicious chocolate candy bar with caramel, nuget, rice crispy clusters, and loaded with peanuts.

1. Robbie, Matt, and Rae, why are you sending us into this clusterfuck?
2. That talk last night was a clusterfuck.
3. I just ate one orgasmic clusterfuck.

by odd333 August 1, 2009

Clusterfuck

A group orgy.

person: That was a great clusterfuck last night!
Person2: Inorite?!

by ToxicCupCake November 13, 2009

clusterfuck

To have sexual intercourse with at least one other person in a computer cluster.

I've been so hosed lately that had to ask Cindy to meet me in 66-080, so we could clusterfuck between p-sets.

or

Those SIPB jerks locked our Athena accounts after they caught us clusterfucking in 66-080!

by dotcom January 18, 2008

clusterfuck

A word I like to use without knowing exactly what it means. Usually I like to say it and make it sound dirty, because it has the word "fuck" in it.

It was quite a clusterfuck when I clusterfucked your mom in her clusterfuck last night.

by Hudong August 25, 2006

Clusterfuck

n. Being fucked up in so many ways that you cant even count. See Ozzy Osbourne or Lady GaGa. They are prime examples of clusterfucks.

Person 1: Hey its my pet rock Penis!

Person 2: Dont be such a clusterfuck, you lil peice of shit.

by Tedmond Tedward Tedley MCXVIII July 7, 2011

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A phrase reffering to the word mongaloid,or downy flake,or such a person with down syndrome.It is used as a insult in such a situation with more than three persons with down syndrome in the same room.

Hey dave!, yes joe,dude after work yesterday i went to the E.R and they had one hell of a mongolian clusterfuck in there.

by Jellybear July 29, 2009