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vinz clortho

Vinz Clortho was who Louis Tulley (played by Rick Moranis) turned into upon being possessed by the spirit of Gozer the Gozarian, the infamous Sumerian (not Babylonian) god. Vinz Clortho was the Keymaster, whose apparent sole purpose in life was to seek out and copulate with the Gatekeeper (a.k.a. Dana Barrett/Zuul (played by Sigourney Weaver)). Vinz didn't seem all that in touch with his surroundings, as he asked everyone he came in contact with if they were the Gatekeeper, including a horse.
Zuul the Gatekeeper: I am the Gatekeeper.
Vinz Clortho: I am the Keymaster.
by Andrew John Hunt December 27, 2007
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House Clothes

Comfortable worn out clothing that you would never wear in public but love wearing at home. Typically fashioned with a hole here and there and older than most of your furniture. House Clothes may include (but not limited to) stretchy shorts, cotton booty shorts, old basket ball shorts, that one shirt you bought at a swap meet, your boyfriends band tees, sweat pants (preferabley black to hide the stains), oversized sweat shirts, nudity, etc.
I can't believe I went to school wearing my embaressing House Clothes.
by CherryBombDeath May 29, 2018
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touching the cloth

When you have to crap so bad, it feels like the turd is already touching your drawers.
"Dude, we gotta find a bathroom. I'm touching the cloth!"
by Papi' August 3, 2005
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mud touched the cloth

AKA "mud touched the cotton"

When you soil your underpants due to an unexpected shart.
Please note that this is the extreme case of a shart in which the fecal matter explodes beyond the crevice of your butt crack and makes contact with your undergarments.
Harold pushed his fart out so hard that the mud touched the cloth. His wife regrets making the bean burritos.
by Mr. Terrible April 29, 2008
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Sheep In Wolf's Clothing

Someone who can appear or disguise themselves as a worldly member of society, but is in fact a strong, humble, righteous, God loving and cunning person.
"Did you see the looks on their faces when Johnathan just walked in there like he was apart of them, and then totally humbled them!? He's a total sheep in wolf's clothing!"

1 Samuel 27:5-12
5) Now David said to Achish, “If I have found favor with you, let me be given a place in one of the outlying towns, so I can live there. Why should your servant live in the royal city with you?” 6) That day Achish gave Ziklag to him, and it still belongs to the kings of Judah today. 7) The length of time that David stayed in Philistine territory amounted to a year and four months.

8) David and his men went up and raided the Geshurites, the Girzites, and the Amalekites. From ancient times they had been the inhabitants of the region through Shur as far as the land of Egypt. 9) Whenever David attacked the land, he did not leave a single person alive, either man or woman, but he took flocks, herds, donkeys, camels, and clothing. Then he came back to Achish, 10) who inquired, “Where did you raid today?”

David replied, “The south country of Judah,” “The south country of the Jerahmeelites,” or “The south country of the Kenites.”

11) David did not let a man or woman live to be brought to Gath, for he said, “Or they will inform on us and say, ‘This is what David did.’” This was David’s custom during the whole time he stayed in the Philistine territory. 12) So Achish trusted David, thinking, “Since he has made himself repulsive to his people Israel, he will be my servant forever.”
by Iesus Sequor January 19, 2023
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butter the clothes

bad ass clothing line started by tyson ritter (the juice-t) of the all-american rejects and brian robinson (b-rob)
spawning an obsessive group of followers who swear by "butter" and buy ridiculous amounts of it. It's practically a religion
Woa. She's wearing Butter The Clothes. That's bad ass man
by jajala January 13, 2008
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