choomer

A choomer is, arguably, 'someone who behaves in a certain way with a friend(s), confident that the recipient(s) of any chooming act feels no animosity to the choomer for endulging in the act of chooming'. For example, 'cuddling', 'scrumming down' and talking about Carry On films fall within the terms of the definition. Clearly a choomer, propositioning a fellow choomer for the purposes of sexual gratification, would fall outside of the boundary of this definition.

Tim jumped on Richards back, and Richard says "stop being such a choomer"

by Tugger Tim June 2, 2009

choomer

A person - usually male - who partakes in physical bonding by such means as cuddling, touching or mock-wrestling. Such actions are jocular and often done in high spirits, such as after a few drinks or in the sports changing rooms.

"That Tim is a real choomer - he keeps cuddling me.

by choomermark May 29, 2009

choomp

someone , who is so annoying they are almost as bad as rape Williams, basically you say this as u cant put how much you hate them into words

Sutton:"hey i heard what rape Williams did"
ivey:"you did aye "
Sutton:"yeah what a fucking choomp"

by slutton April 26, 2008

clomp

Shortened version of the word clomptoctic.

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 21, 2005

cloogie

a cloogie happens when someone gives oral sex to a man without a condom on, when the man cums in their mouth, if they swallow, later they will hock up a "cloogie"

"Girl, Jacob gave me the cloogie of my life!"

or

"OH.MY.GOD.DID.YOU.SEE.THAT.CLOOGIE?IT.WAS.HUGE!"

by shiitbaagqueer November 28, 2011

clomp

to accidentally step on the back of someone's foot when they are walking in front of you

guy: Oops, sorry for clomping on your foot just now.
girl: that's OK, at least I'm not wearing sandals.

by muffinski February 16, 2006

George Clooney

The celebrity who appeared in over 8000 General Assesment Tasks in the state of Victoria, Australia, it has been one of his single greatest plans ever

George Clooney has appeared in over 8000 GAT's this year as a part of some kind of prank

by Clooney George June 11, 2009