A Clockwork Orange

2. An English slang term meaning something doesn’t quite seem right or is out of place.

That boy is as queer (strange) as a clockwork orange

by Evil Dave July 11, 2005

trucker clock

Generally, a trucker clock is what a male, long-haul truck driver calls his penis. The trucker clock dictates (sorry) what time of day it is.

"My trucker clock says it's time to stop and take a leak. so it must be break-time!"

by Lucifer's Chiropractor May 21, 2006

cat clock

The cat's asshole, because it resembles a watch dial. See Tabby TimexPekinese Rolex

Grandma thought she saw a cat clock. Every time the cat walked through the kitchen, Grandma would point at the asshole and say, "I can see what time it is." It was time for her meds, that's what time it was. Gimme the tin foil hat, Grandma!

by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

clockwork orange

someone who appears normal to the eye and holds the colors of life (orange), but is really a tool for someone or something else (clockwork)

Alex, from the movie A Clockwork Orange became a clockwork orange for the government.

by sam May 13, 2005

Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

by Thoughtstipated November 15, 2006

rats cocks

An exclamation or ejaculation expressing disquiet, disgust or disappointment with a given situation. "Rats arses" is an acceptable substitute for more polite occasions.

As in "Rats' cocks! That was my last fag."
Or simply "Rats' cocks!" when, for example, treading in a dog shite.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006