countertop cleaner

A dude who gets off shaving hairy women's fun zone.

He gets off on, you know shaving women.
Fuckin' A, jack's a countertop cleaner.

by Jon P. D. August 6, 2004

compton cleaner

When you are having sex with a girl DoggyStyle. After you ejaculate you punch her in the back of the head, knock her out, and steal her stuff. You then leave a not saying, "your welcome."

She looks like a rich hottie. I think I'll take her home and give her a compton cleaner.

by Das1331 June 22, 2008

Buttwhipe Cleaner

An humongously large motherfuckin asshole that acts like a buttwhipe Cleaner (buttwhipe cleaners are very dirty whores that only like to clean asshole)

Sarah: Hey, that black guy that fucked me last night, ye he's such a buttwhipe cleaner. He only liked my asshole the whole night!

Rachael: Ye, same with my white ass boyfriend. I was expecting some squirts and extreme ramidge to my pussy. But all he did was like my shithole.

by Tanky96 March 25, 2010

Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser

A man sought and getting revenge on his nemesis with his accomplice Ginger.

Sir Digby Chicken Ceaser :Quick Ginger, I'll drive
Ginger : Why does it smell of poo?

Da da-da da da-da da da-da da
da-da da da da da da da daa da-da da-da da da da-da
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by atothebizzle January 19, 2011

cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

by Johnny Tats August 20, 2008

Twat Cleaner

To fuck and cum in a womans vagina and then use a straw to suck the douche out of her.

"Dude i feel like a bitch, my girl said i was her personal Twat Cleaner"

by licdapoontang April 28, 2009

cleaver

a tall, scythe wielding character from the skulduggery pleasant series of books. the usually wear gray robes with a helmet that hides their face. they are total bad asses and are completely silent.

the three cleavers left silently to distract the several thousand hollow men. the knew they went to their deaths, but it was what they had to do if the mission was going to be completed

by Bartimeas Ptolemy April 19, 2009