cruffy-sunt

Another way of saying Scruffy cunt. May be used in places where bad language isn't appreciated. But fuck them anyway.

May be used when you see a tramp.
e.g. "Look at him, He's a right Cruffy-sunt."
Or as a general insult.
"You're such a cruffy-sunt you know."

by Marshy_xo March 23, 2007

chuff

Any hole or object a man could use to stick his penis in and have sex. A last resort for masturbation.

guy 1:"Dude I was super horny last night so i had to use a chuff."
guy 2:"Yeah? So what did you use?"
guy 1:"A sponge."

by charlie lower February 19, 2008

Chuffer

A loser.

That dude is a real Chuffer, always asking to borrow money.

by aus012 October 26, 2011

chuffed

To be given a good seeing to by a colleague in a place of work

"I was well chuffed on the common room table"

by Gooorggeous December 26, 2005

chuffa

When a girl, or boy, performs oral sex while their recipricant is taking a shit, or doogy.

Nate gave Cody a smelly chuffa last week.

by Nate Veilleux December 11, 2006

chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

by selyon December 28, 2007

chuff guff

An alternate term for queef. See also fanny fart, muff puff and cunt grunt.

Shirley ripped a massive chuff guff as Colin rhammed her from behind

by xxdavxx July 25, 2015