by Sabun Colek November 23, 2017
Get the christophe mug.Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"
Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.
by bob landry July 24, 2008
Get the Christopher Reeve mug.Christopher's are lovely, intelligent people. Known to like films and reading, and quirky names that suspiciously sound like batteries, such as epsilon. They tend to sleep during the day and stay up all night, rarely if ever falling asleep. They like actors such as Andrew Garfield (a little too much) Most Christopher's tend to have many look a likes. They tend to eat fish as their staple food. Though not the best smelling people, they do wash on a daily basis, despite efforts the stench remains. If you do have a Christopher in your life, try your best to keep him smelling nice, it might be worthwhile to have a priest round also to deal with any satanic ways that your Christopher might become accustomed to.
- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.
- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.
Christopher: "I showered today, but still stink"
"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"
"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"
"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"
"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"
by iima July 5, 2012
Get the Christopher mug.Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.
Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.
Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.
by RSKing January 10, 2009
Get the Christopher Newport University mug.The explanation which fully explains the presence or existence of an unexplainable event or situation.
When fatboy slim attacked humanity with their weapon of choice a christopher walken phenomenon occured when a man dove off a balcony and flew about the room.
by Norman N. Black March 21, 2008
Get the christopher walken phenomenon mug.Christopher is the basic being of Christ directly descended from Emma Watson's vagina Christopher also has the biggest dick ever,nobody is bigger...including OG mudbond he is literally the best at everything...he doesn't try to be the best...he IS the best even at spreading goodie holes and poppin cherries Christopher also controls Chuck Norris
Let's go to church and praise CHRISTopher
by Iamjesusbrooooo March 5, 2015
Get the Christopher mug.Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He is also very cute, charming, loving, caring, saductive and usually mare likely to be gay.
by JS for life November 25, 2016
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