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child abuse

When a parent/parents beat the hell out of a child for no reason.
All child abusers should get forced sterilization, and either serve life in prison or get the death penalty "depending if the child dies of his injuries".
by Saints October 19, 2003
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child of the night

All creatures that come out and roam during the night.

Exp: Werewolfs, Vampires, Prostitues, Gargoyles, etc.
"Did you know that I'm a of the child of the night."

"Hmm really? What do you get out of it."

"A couple of silver bullets, free garlic and some loose change here and there"
by Frey Hagalaz Retsuga August 10, 2014
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Child Grease

-A restaurant term.
-The thin layer of grease like substance that remains after a family sits at a table at a restaurant. Even if nothing was spilled or otherwise not normal. But remains non the less
"Aww man, I just cleaned table 42 and their was a harsh layer of child grease on it!"
by djdefjam89 June 3, 2009
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Child-pet

When celebrities adopt third-worlders for kudos
Angelina takes her child-pet out for some media whoring
by spunkyman June 30, 2009
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Child's Play

The 1988 film that started it all. Released by United Artists, it tells the story of a widowed mother, who buys her son a doll he's been anxious to get...for his 6th birthday. Able to buy one 75 percent off from a homeless man, she starts to regret her decision after they learn the doll was possessed by the soul of a dying serial killer hours earlier.
" 'Child's Play' scared the shit out of me when I was little."
"Fuck yeah! Especially the part where the mom went looking for the bum at 11 pm at night."
"What??"
"The music score in that scene was creepy as fuck."
by CBinion91 May 18, 2020
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child beauty pageants

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn
by Charles0304 February 9, 2021
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Child Support

A way society continues to abuse men. Men who are duped into signing court papers and never get to see their kids because of their bitch of an ex wife have to pay it, yet, they NEVER get to see their kids. Also, how come a woman can have an abortion without any consent from the dad but yet still expects him to pay if she doesn't have one? How come the dad has no rights yet tons of responsibilities for the child?

It's a societal abuse of divorced men.
Child support needs to be abolished. It's abused more than it's properly used.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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