Child Mongler

1. A creature that uses the ancient art of mongling to steal children from the wombs of pregnant women.

2. Any pedophile.

Derived from the term Cock Mongler.

1. "Careful now. You don't want that little guy taken by Child Mongler in your sleep."

2. "I knocked a little girl over while I was running, and now everyone thinks I'm a Child Mongler."

by nickreaper October 26, 2011

golden child

A person amongst a populace who everyone seems to love no matter what. The admiration for this person spans multiple factions amongst this populace, including those who normally do not agree on anything otherwise. This person is always thought of as a staple of the populace and even thought this persons presence was never constant they are remembered as if they were always present. This person is always remembered for the good contributions they made even above others who have strived to contribute even more.

see also likeable

Steve will forever be the golden child of the 2K hockey community

by Blackwind75 July 4, 2005

Child molesters

The sickos that should have been the 11 million killed in the holocaust. They all deserve to be cremated alive and/or castrated with a burning guilotine Then have a jar of salt poured on their wound, but not before being forced to Drop the soap in front of some huge black dude to feel all the pain theyve caused.

Alternate Reality 1930s germany:
This just in: Adolf Hitler has just won the Nobel Peace prize for the COMPLETE extermination of the world's Child molesters

by Majin Tails December 4, 2009

child molesters

KILL THEM!!!!!!!!


> KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously...fuckin kill them

Cut their fucking balls off!

YOU CAN DO IT!

by Rob Schneider March 20, 2005

Middle child

Is the least favorite child. Only acknowledged for their miss deeds. Holds all potential but is still overshadowed by the youngest and oldest child.

Middle child: Could you pass the-
Youngest child: Today I saw a cool car.

by Ghdjdhuehdijdbf November 21, 2020

Favorite Child

The child in the family, often the second oldest, who is often the most unhappy in life. The "favorite child" will often put others down in attempts to make them feel better from the impending darkness inside that reminds them of how alone they are.

Yes, it is I. The favorite child

by Arnold the destroyer October 8, 2017

child beater

Someone who beats up children- normally a coward

*man hitting his kid in public*

Hey you CHILD BEATER!

by *your nan***** January 29, 2016