confused cheetah

While banging a female from behind a man places two fingers into anus of said female, then proceeds to remove the fingers and add brown spots to females back. When female turns around to figure out what is going on the confused cheetah has been completed.

I lost my penis and my girlfriend for trying to perform the confused cheetah...but it was really funny.

by Jimmy14 April 6, 2007

Cheetah

A amazing teacher who is fierce, you don’t pick to be cheetah your chosen to be cheetah. Cheetahs are creative and brave and you would never want to get in the way of one because THEY FIGHT BACK.

All of are teachers are super cheetah.

by Obomamama May 27, 2021

cheating

Forbidden teamwork.

I got caught cheating. What the fuck happened to teamwork?

by hp March 14, 2004

chexting

cheating via text messaging.

if you are in a relationship, but are basically in love with another girl (i.e. the "girl next door"), and you choose to converse and address this "other girl" in an exceptionally flirtatious and secretive texting manner, thus, you are chexting.

Example: "Mmm..kinky! What's your favorite position?" or "Spill it before I have to spank you!" or "Imma be like a waffle cone that's dripping down to the floor" or "My back hurts babe...prolly from lifting u lol...next time i'll lift you and put u in that position u like so much...deal?" or "will u bare my children?" or "maybe i'll earn a kiss b4 u leave" or "I love you...wanna b my girl?"

"OMG he has a girlfriend and he sends that other girl such flirty/naughty texts...he's so chexting!"

by Sophia100186 November 28, 2006

Cheatums

Cheatums is a way to say 'the worst part' when telling a story.

'I was off work today, but the cheatums is I had to come in anyway for a meeting!'

by prozac4312 February 12, 2009

Cheetah flips

1. The act of pulling ones head out of his/hers ass and getting the shit done.

2. The definition of what it takes for Congress to pass a law.

3. What your ass better be doing when something needs to be done not now but fifteen minutes ago.

4. What it must have taken for Hollywood to approve the sequels to Final Destination since they were absolutely pathetic.

Frank: "Did you get that damn article wrote yet Ben?"
Ben: "Uh, no boss; I forgot."
Frank: "Well your ass better start knocking out some cheetah flips and get it the fuck done."
Ben: "Sure boss. Would you like more biscuits while I'm at it?"

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009

cheaters

Great TV show where suspected cheaters are put under surveillance and exposed to their significant other.

Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.

Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?

It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.

by yoyo January 19, 2004