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Charlie Chann

Cocaine. Named after the fictional Chinese-American detective created by Earl Derr Biggers, who acknowledged that he was inspired by the career of Honolulu policeman Chang Apana.
I have a bag of exquisite Charlie Chann in my possession, care to try?!?
by alimccarley October 9, 2008
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noggin channel

The old little kids' channel with shows like Maisy and (I think) Oswald. Its mascots were Moose A. Moose (a moose, of course) and Zee ( I think the full name was Zee D. Bird; a blue bird with a little pink flower in her "hair"). It always turned off at 6:30 or 7 P.M. and had a message basically saying that they were done for the day and that they'd be back the next day. I think Moose and Zee always sang a goodbye song at the end, but I'm not sure. Gee, I miss it. Like, a flipping lot.
The Noggin channel was a kids' channel that was bought by Nick Jr. Nick Jr. was the channel that had an adorable show called 64 Zoo Lane, but I don't know if they still have it. I hope they do. Anyway, Nick Jr. bought Noggin and I HATE that. Sorry, I'll stop ranting.
Nick Jr. channel
by HGF88 October 31, 2013
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back-up channel

There are usually "back-up channels" in which to people use in times when all other channels are on adverts. This saves people from being bored and changing activity to going outside or reading.
Dude - "I'm so glad we have this back-up channel.. i mean police camera action is pretty boring but i'm glad we're not watching some shitty adverts.
Dude-et - "yeah the adverts these days are just all for freakin injury lawyers.."
by Jonny Clarke July 5, 2009
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Disney Channel

Disney Channel used to be a very good channel before 2006. Later on, Hannah Montana started and destroyed the whole channel. It ended later somewhere in 2011. Somewhere in the late 2000's, a new show called Wizards of Waverly Place came. That show ended earlier in 2012. Somewhere in 2010, Shake it Up aired and that's when the channel started going downwards.

All they have on Disney Channel is their sluts acting like they care about their fans and the fans go like "OMG! DID YOU JUST HEAR ABOUT CECE JONES'S NEW SONG?!". Actually, this channel doesn't want to show that much commercials of other places. Instead, they mostly use THEIR commercials. All you see is commercials of their upcoming shows, their "This is Me" fillers, and their, um, shitty music videos. This channel has gotten so lazy, they aired a commercial having the year of 2010 in the middle of it. Their sitcoms, I mean decoms, are just movies that are made from the same sluts they use in their shows. Nearly every slut in the channel sings. Even their Shake it Up channels are horrible!! Girls are pretty much copying every single thing they do on Disney Channel. This channel is aimed towards 7-12 year old girls. If you're a boy and you're over 20, shame on YOU. The only reason I watch Disney Channel is because of Phineas and Ferb. That show is awesome.

The bad part is that this channel is filthy rich, so it will stay up for a pretty damn long time.
Girl 1: Yess!! Shake it Up is next on Disney Channel! *does some dance moves*
Me: Oh Lordy.
by XCLAUSOX October 27, 2012
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Channaphobia

Channaphobia (n.) - The irrational fear of dealing with it.
After being set upon by the AAGLG the young girls suffered Channaphobia for years to come.

Do you suffer from Channaphobia? If so you should consult your regular physician before taking Dealambiant. Dealambient has rare side effects including but not limited to: Internal bleeding, pregnancy, death, and occasionally looking like this
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by JPlizzat July 16, 2008
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Channel 61

Softcore porn at Hiltons that teenagers watch together
Kim: Did you watch Channel 61 last night?
Kanye: Yeah I saw you on it.
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Channel Ass

A disease that effects the muscles in the anus, usually caused from too much anal sex. As a result turds fall out of the ass with no effort.
After 2 years in prison Nathan was diagnosed with Channel Ass.
by Phucc Ngo January 19, 2017
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