cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.

im cracking up

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022

Crowd Checking

When someone intentionally hits or checks the crowd at a show. Can be used to rile up a crowd or can be used to intentionally hit a certain person you don't like and is often used to provoke fights.

If you don't like someone at a show, intentionally start crowd checking them and everyone around them. if they hit you back you have a reason to beat the fuck out of them.

by Nignogg123 April 7, 2011

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

knuckle chucking

The act of aggressively masturbating.
To stroke your cock in a very enthusiastic way.

I could hear the dude in the next stall knuckle chucking .

Mark has been locked in his room knuckle chucking ever since getting home from the strippers.

by Fukucifer August 28, 2017

eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

CHOCKING

To CHOCK with laughter. Not to be confused with CHOKING.

Young Boy on MSN - "I fell down today and cut my knee on a small particle of glass"


Friend - "CHOCKING!"

by MaxCarsLad January 31, 2005

Checking your own oil

When a man is able to fold his penis back and stick it in to his own anus.

Have you ever heard of checking your own oil? I'm sure Ron Jeremy has done it quite a few times.

by ThisSecretNinja April 15, 2010