CFZ

Care Factor: Zero

I can't believe you slept with my sister!

CFZ.

by therealvermifuge May 8, 2009

CFD

An acronym for "Cluster Fuck Disaster", a phrase that describes a hopelessly disordered situation. It achieves the most utility when used by engineers in an academic or industrial setting, as it shares an identical acronym with Computational Fluid Dynamics, a popular branch of fluid mechanics.

(Academic)
Student: "Dude, let me copy your homework, I have no idea what's going on with these equations I copied from the other guy, its totally CFD."

(Industrial)
Engineer: "Did you go to that meeting today? Nobody knew what was going on. CFD."

by t-mayn-99 February 16, 2010

CFL

Where Americans go to play because they couldn't make it big in the NFL

Milt Stegall lost his job in Cincinnati as #85 which is now Chad Johnson's number and now plays in the CFL (might retire).

by Kylowned December 26, 2007

CFSB

Cool.Fucking.Story.Bro

Used in times where just cool story bro inst enough to express real feelings.

Girl 1: "Im on my period! =D"
Guy 1: "csb"

Girl 2: "When I took out my tampon, blood went on my nails! D:"
Guy 2: "CFSB <<"

by AnnieCanwanie March 6, 2011

CFS

Common Fucking Sense

Something certain people don't have.....

Especially if they are naive about a lot of things. Also maturity is a factor in obtaining CFS.

Moving to somewhere that's a half hour from your current job...

Not doing that is just Common Fucking Sense

by Avatarctica July 3, 2009

CFM pumps

"Come Fuck Me" high heel shoes, usually black stiletto pumps at least 4" tall, with pointy toes, often patent leather; putatively worn by a woman who wants to advertise her availability for sex.

"If you wear those CFM pumps in front of me, baby, you'd better mean business."

by Axel von Auersperg December 2, 2003

Cff

Crazy fucking fangirl

The whole venue was flowing over with cffs!
The cffs are gonna ruin the concert.

by whatchamawhozzit June 30, 2008