Cathedraphile

One who is sexually attracted to chairs, sofas, or any other type of furniture that one would sit on.

Dude, isn't that chair hot?
Stop being such a cathedraphile.

by Espada Cer0 March 31, 2009

come catcher

A tattoo on the lower back of a girl, i.e. tramp stamp

Check out that girl's come catcher--nice work.

by GennnX November 15, 2007

Controlled Catcher

1. When receiving anal sex, taking extra precautions to not let the vessel or ensuing semen escape the anal cavity.

2. or an Arizona State Wide Receiver

That Arizona State receiver really was a controlled catcher last night, both in the game, and after, when he took it in the ass from Frank and didn't spill a drop of his load!

by K-Starship Luv October 18, 2009

bullet catcher

Also known as Bodyguards.

They are there to catch the bullets so their Clients don't have to.

The job of a Bullet Catcher is usually a thankless one until they live up to their title.

by TackSig January 14, 2008

Catcher in the Rye

A Catcher in the Rye is when, after taking a big dump, you reach down to wipe and fart on your hand.

A Catcher in the Rye is sometimes a precursor to aftershock.

I just took and big dump when I reached down to wipe and out of nowhere came a Catcher in the Rye.

by markbr69 November 16, 2009

Catchers mitt

A large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the turd drops into the blue water it doesn't splash up to your butt. Giving you smurf butt.

I had a turtle head poking so I ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. So I made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.

by Lead party chief October 9, 2009

st peter cathedral school

st peter cathedral school located in erie pa is a shit hole containing fat teachers. The teachers in this school are fat and lazy and the principle smokes pot. The students at this school are animals and are the future of drug dealing, bank robbing, and assinations. The teachers hide drugs in the cheap walls covered in lead paint and asbestos. The school is surrounded by the lovely ghetto of erie pa. if you are expecting an education than you are high (like most people there).

st peter cathedral school

by a hostage at school June 3, 2011