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canadian boyfriend

Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."
Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.
by HarrietSpy February 28, 2006
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canadian somersault

when you are fucking someone up the ass and you shoot a/their dog.
"I did a canadian somersault at the dog kenel, and now im being sued by the owners.
by selffej August 15, 2006
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Canadian army

A grossly underfunded army. Underfunded, simply because of our Liberal government ignoring them in favour of billion-dollar gun-control fiascos.

However, Canada's military has been known to do quite well with the money they have. We have one of the best-trained fighting forces in the world, as our soldiers are not trained as specialists (like in the US). Rather, they are trained heavily in a wide variety of areas.

Canada's military also invented the most effective camouflage currently in existence, the revolutionary CAnadian Disruptive PATtern, or CADPAT. It is a digital pattern, printed in leafy-green or desert pixels by a computer. The US Marines copied this design and turned it into MARPAT (MARine PATtern).

The service rifle of the Canadian Forces, the Diemaco C7, is essentially a US-issue Armalite M16, but better.
The Canadian army does a surprisingly good job, considering their funding.
by Zack S. February 16, 2004
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Hot Carl-"Canadian Style"

It's when you take a dump on someone's face and the shit is filled with undigested pieces of corn. A hot carl-"canadian style" takes some planning. You have to eat a lot of corn the day before so your turd is filled with undigested corn nuggets.

Note: There is also a warm carl-"canadian style" and a cold carl-"canadian style". The thing that makes it "canadian style" is the corn.
In the summer, when corn is in season, I love to give my wife a hot carl-"canadian style". She prefers it to the hot carl-"old chicago style".
by peter didlo May 18, 2006
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Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine

a canadian on the wall who continues to spout retarded propaganda even though he's been told numerous times that no one cares. refuses to go to a political board, where he would be torn to shreds.if you encounter him, do not respond to his taunts! you'll only be feeding the troll!!!!!
omg! its the Canadian Statistic Propaganda Machine back on the wall again! has he no life? LETS ALL IGNORE HIM!!!!
by da trick biatch February 8, 2006
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Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.
Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.
by WELL IN THAT CASE, SNARF SNARF January 11, 2011
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molson canadian

The best thing this land has to offer.

Kick ass taste and a fair price,
often seen on commercials during a hockey game.
Canadian: Hey! you want a molson canadian?
American: yeah sure. Dam! you guys know whats good!
by Ramy poo June 2, 2012
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