Another name for masturbating which is used as a joke or as a way to say it around other people without them knowing. This can get confusing when one person is actually taking a calc course. It must be used in entirety meaning calculus work and calc cannot be used in this way.
Dude - I really need to do some calculus tonight
Chick - So have you done your calculus yet?
Dude - Nope, you want to do some with me?
Chick - So have you done your calculus yet?
Dude - Nope, you want to do some with me?
by SexyOffender April 6, 2010
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Chelsea-“Hey louise, have you seen Calum around today?”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”
Louise-No but you should have seen the snaps he sent me last night. Pure sexiness! I think I really like him this time.”
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