This term refers to a big thick mixed race monkey who is situated in a sad hobble apartment with his gay brother he lurks waiting to ground pound and send a shocking quack through the planet and use his black belly rolls to his advantage
by Angry-pig August 26, 2025
Get the Big black Calvin (bbc)mug. 
by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024
Get the Calvinmug. by NuttingbuttDUBS January 28, 2023
Get the Calvin and loismug. If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. (Noun) Wednesday Calvin is when Calvin doesn’t want to go out on the weekend from Sunday through Tuesday because he partied too hard the previous weekend. It is impossible to get him to commit to party plans during these days. However by Wednesday his degenerate energy has been renewed and he will immediately say yes to any party plans you propose.
Sean: Calvin says he doesn’t want to club on Friday, he’s burnt out from partying this weekend.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
Kenny: Just wait for Wednesday Calvin.
by kh1985 November 22, 2021
Get the Wednesday Calvinmug. by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
Get the Calvinsmug.