someone so ugly that you can barely look at them but a part of their body is somewhat attractive. Normally used in one night stands. Possibly has STD's but origin of said STD's is unknown as no one will own up to sleeping with it.
See also - Practice Girl
See also - Practice Girl
Bill- so did you get some action last night?
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.
Jeff-yeah i was so horny i did it with a swamp creature! Im gonna drink till i cant remember it.
by benana Fone March 7, 2009
Get the Swamp Creature mug.It is the dirty old men that ride busy trains during rush hour in Tokyo. They try to feel of young girls butts.. They get on the crowded trains because there is nothing the girl can do. She is trapped. Gitchobutts are nasty, vile creatures and will get a girls butt at any chance.
Did you see that gitchobutt creature on the train? Yea, he was such a slime ball.. Fuck that creep!!!
by Jim Jones and the magickoolaid January 22, 2013
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A Woodland Creature is something that comes from the depths of the Crunkedout forest. Its a rare species that usually has a bad aroma, knotted hair & sweaty pits.
There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
There is only 1 known photograph of this rare yet exciting species, taken by a car full of yuppies driving a BMW on a late Saturday night out. Even though this photo has never been seen, we know it exists.
"Look at those Woodland Creatures of the night, quick snap their picture & put it on Myspace!"
"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
"OMG, I have never seen anything as hideous as the Woodland Creatures of 280"
by Fendiidior May 13, 2009
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1. A non-deragatory term, usually used in an affectionate way, to refer to a housecat.
2. A call that with proper use can be used to lure a housecat home.
3. A title preceded by the word 'The' to refer to a housecat.
1. A non-deragatory term, usually used in an affectionate way, to refer to a housecat.
2. A call that with proper use can be used to lure a housecat home.
3. A title preceded by the word 'The' to refer to a housecat.
by Count Dracula (one, two, three) July 24, 2006
Get the creature mug.The name for vagina lips when they look like roast beef because the female owner of the vagina lips are whores. They are super loose and flabby and have brown outlines and un-naturally pink innards. The lips are called floppy sea creature because they literally look like something that floats at the bottom of the sea and feeds on smaller sea critters.
by vonwiggleswworth September 19, 2012
Get the floppy sea creature mug.A feeling that a woman gets when she gets a random unexpected stabbing (or woodland creature is crawling around up there sort of) feeling in her VAGINA!!
by Shamama123 February 21, 2009
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