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Clean Catholic-approved sex. No toys, no anal, no mouthing, no birth control, no titty fuck, no homo, no porn, no drugs, no nothing created by the devil. You have to be married to each other and the marriage must be recognized by the Catholic Church. Then, it's just penis-vagina penetration with the goal of getting in and out as fast as possible so that you can go back to Church and repent for your sin of carnal indulgence.
Clean sex quickly turned into dirty sex when we both realized we were faking the whole "Catholic" thing.
Clean sex by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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Clean house 

When the female cleans the tip of the penis after ejaculation with her mouth and tongue, often portrayed in pornographic videos.
Hey baby I'm glad you're here, you're just in time to clean house.
Clean house by momosexxxual July 28, 2010

Clean Skank 

The art of skanking to less than dirty, 'dubstep-ish' music, such as a Mr. Scruff live set which utilises heavy base whilst managing to still stay jazzy and comfortable on the ears. This type of music therefore enduces clean, more artful skaning.
"Oi Bagz, Niall, that girl's on a clean skank, real nice and groovy"
Clean Skank by Beefcake123 November 24, 2009

clean sheet 

prevent scoring from the opposite team
ter Stegen had made some great save to have a clean sheet
clean sheet by brucehan October 21, 2019

clean head 

Instead of picking teams, the guys divided up between CLEAN HEADS and cheese dicks for a game of hoops.
clean head by Jonathan January 20, 2004

Clean Wrists 

A cutter's term which means you haven't cut in a while, so your wrists are cut-free.
Did you cut?

No I have clean wrists.
Clean Wrists by NOTemoME August 1, 2006

clean the carpet 

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair
Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.