Moscow circus

"The big brown bear goes thru the burning ring of fire!"

A large and difficult bowel movement.

Last night I ate two pepper steaks and this morning in the bathroom it was the Moscow circus once again.

by Figleaf23 August 8, 2007

Circling the Airport

Northern Irish. A condition of extreme inebriation brought about by taking in copious volumes of drugs and/or alcohol. Typified by sitting in the corner drooling, and while essentially conscious, certainly incapable of any kind of meaningful human interaction.

"What about Doherty over there, is he alright?"

"Aye, he had 2 bottles of White Lightning and half a bag of shrooms earlier. He's just circling the airport."

by davymid May 11, 2010

circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015

Circulon

A highly sacred circle jerk ritual in which all participants hold hands while wear matching snuggies prior to swallowing the love nectar of the jerker to their direct left.

While attending summer camp, Jimmy was disgusted to find out that his cabin mates had bought him a leopard-print snuggie for him to participate in the mandatory Circulon.

by Charles Bronson III January 15, 2010

forth circle of hell

One of the circles of hell from Dante's Divine Comedy. It is the circle where the greedy and the materialistic spend eternity. Working in any corporation is like being in the forth circle of hell.

I work for a fortune 500 company with a bunch of greedy assholes who drive BMW's and talk about reality TV. It is like being in the forth circle of hell.

by Lob zu Kate November 13, 2007

Circus Clown

A sexual act. Right as you are finishing a guy off with an old fashioned hand job, unknowingly aim it toward him so he ejaculates on his face. This can be paired with a red clown nose or by doing a "honk honk" motion afterwards for the full effect.

As John was approaching climax from receiving the best hand job ever, Veronica secretly put on a red clown nose and circus clown'ed him at the perfect moment.

by randomuser815 February 27, 2015

smoke circle

like that 70s show, everyone sits in a circle and smokes weed.

lets sit in a smoke circle and do it

by kylieb June 11, 2006