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certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus
by slytendenciess April 10, 2024
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certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs
Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah
by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025
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Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
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Certified Nelson

A label used to describe an individual who performs a curated, stereotypical "country" lifestyle without any of the actual substance, labor, or financial backing associated with it.
Person A: "Man, look at the size of those tires on that rig."

Person B: "Please. Those wheels are 24s and he’s got rubber band tires. That thing couldn't handle a wet driveway. It’s Certified Nelson."

Person A: "Facts. Probably pays $1,200 a month for the loan and lives in his mom’s basement."
by the big RP February 10, 2026
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Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.

Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed
You certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut whore.
by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025
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Certified Lover Boy

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A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.
by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025
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An action or behaviour characteristic of, or typically associated with, the tendencies, choices, or mannerisms exhibited by Rehan and/or Rayhon
Bro ate the whole chip bag, Certified Rayyhheeeeooonn Moment
by oldspice3214346 August 25, 2025
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