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weave nation-certified

If someone says they are weave nation-certified, that means that they are REALLY good at dodging stuff. you can throw just about ANYTHING you got, but no matter what, they will ALWAYS dodge, left and right, up and down, horizontal and vertical. good luck trying to even hit them in a dodgeball game.
dude 1: bro, have you seen dude 3? he's a goddamn weave nation-certified fellow!
dude 2: yeah, i gotta agree with ya. he will definitely become HIM if he keeps training like dat.
by AdruyinarGaming January 15, 2024
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Big Nate Certified

Something is BNC if it surpasses a 60% score ie just making it or barely passing a class then it is considered BNC
Person 1: these dishes have crumbs on them
Big Nate: nah it’s big Nate certified
by Darkpower_King/MegaDeath11 January 2, 2024
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Certified Platinum

Something extremely legit and cool you respect and desire.
Omg look at that girls Nirvana shirt like heaven like certified platinum.
by MELISSAMURRAY November 11, 2012
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pam certified

A female that takes dick in her pussy, ass, and mouth with a male vouching or certifying to that fact.
Boudreaux told Thibodeaux that Rebecca was Pam certified on their date this past weekend.
by Proffesor Scott February 1, 2017
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Certified Yapper

A person who’s always spewing nonsense, bragging incessantly, and interrupting conversations with their unsolicited verbal diarrhea.
Watch out for that Certified Yapper at the bar. He'll talk your ear off about his “conquests” and job title, but everyone knows he's full of it and lives in his mom's basement
by CertifiedYapperMans June 12, 2024
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Certified Lover Boy

“Didn’t Drake make that Certified Lover Boy album about Sundeep
by SGill1202 September 3, 2021
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M.F.A certified

M.F.A certified means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
She is a member of the MFA certified ! street name 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤬😁😘
means Mutha Fucking Assassins M.F.A certified
by Sound the alarm 🚨 December 11, 2021
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