Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.

“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”

by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025

CD-G

Short for "Compact Disk-Graphics". The "graphics" in this case are somehow worse then an NES and is one of the rarer CD formats.

1: "Dude just found out I have a CD-G"
2: "Good luck finding a player that supports it"

by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

melt a cd

Basically saying go fuck yourself without the cussing. Best if you're around family

"go melt a CD"
What does that even mean
"Fuck yourself"
•
"I melted a CD"
"Damn, to what yo?"
"Lesbian scissoring"

by Jax_Kellington April 28, 2017

CD Face Palm

When you're at work... and you wonder how other people are SO stupid. You officially give the "Chris Facepalm." Meaning, you lower your head, put your hand on your forehead, cuss a few times and say "What in THE fook."

Did you see the task description this person just made? It makes NO SENSE! "CD Face Palm" here.

by MP is here June 20, 2022

Video CD

A version of the CD that can play video. Video CDs were very popular in Asia until DVDs became affordable there, and many DVD players can also play VCDs.

Person 1: "Why are you still using Video CDs? They're useless in today's world thanks to DVDs and Blu-Rays."
Person 2: "All my videos from the 90s are on Video CDs, and none of my computers have a VCD drive..."

by mrqwerty567 July 22, 2024

CD-RW

What some people consider the holy grail of physical media, although BD-RE (Blu-Ray Rewritable) discs exist and hold up to 128 GB compared to CD-RW's 700 MB (0.7 GB for scale). Also, CD-RW was made after DVD came out (although DVD-RW didn't exist for a while afterward).

1: "Just got a CD-RW to hold all my photos."
2: "Just get a BD-RE. Same space, more storage."
3: "Physical media? Just. Use. Cloud storage."

by mrqwerty567 June 7, 2025

CD

something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them

millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020