Hate dogs.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
The cats lived in an upsidedown house made of mirrors and ice and they were mexican.
They have a pool in the back with a demon cow and they are never going to remodel their house because cats don't remodel they meow.
There used to be 27 cats but now there's only 26 because one got hit by an airplane.
And the rest of that cats work for the FBI of cats and they track down the bad cats that kill other cats because they hate cats that arent those certain cats that sell them drugs. To get high so the cats can feel like not cats.
but all the cats are secretly giraffes named God.
Cats.
by irobbanksallday March 22, 2009
A disgusting animal that poops and pees in your clothes. They will eat your birds or pet rodents if left unattended. Will not jump to your defense like a dog would, should you come under attack. Instead, a cat will hide and come out when the coast is clear to lap up your blood. Cats are the only other creature in the world besides humans who will needlessly kill other creatures, usually by unnecessarily cruel means. The only creature in the world vindictive enough to bury their poop so you can't see it, but buries it shallow enough so that it squishes if you step on it.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Example 1:
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
by Not Really a Cat Lover July 26, 2010
by Big Brain Joe June 02, 2021
A four legged animal that has been domesticated to reside with and without humans. Also the official animal of the internet.
by SaturnVRKT August 17, 2017
(N.)
1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)
(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
1. A chaotic creature, with no agenda other than do as it pleases. Despite popular belief, cats are not bent on taking over the world, or any other malicious plan, they just tend to be secretive, which leads to these theories.
2. A grown kitty or kitten
(black, or odd-eyed-cats are also immune to the soul-shattering act, known as a naph.)
(Adj.) Of a woman (usually in a romantic relationship), wanting and more often than not deserving of attention, but resents it when presented. They have a high propensity to get jealous or even whine about not getting affection but are very careful to not let others catch them in the act of longing.
n. Look at that cute little cat
adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
adj. Yeah man, I love her, but she's kind of a cat, which sometimes, really hurts my feelings.
by Bob car 2 May 25, 2020
1. I love cats.
2. Me too.
3. Agreed.
4. Cat lover.
5. Cat cool.
10. Cat is good.
20. Cats = Very Cute
∞. Agreed.
2. Me too.
3. Agreed.
4. Cat lover.
5. Cat cool.
10. Cat is good.
20. Cats = Very Cute
∞. Agreed.
by CztFanatic October 17, 2022
by AFrostGirl March 11, 2015