A disgusting animal that poops and pees in your clothes. They will eat your birds or pet rodents if left unattended. Will not jump to your defense like a dog would, should you come under attack. Instead, a cat will hide and come out when the coast is clear to lap up your blood. Cats are the only other creature in the world besides humans who will needlessly kill other creatures, usually by unnecessarily cruel means. The only creature in the world vindictive enough to bury their poop so you can't see it, but buries it shallow enough so that it squishes if you step on it.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Cats are characteristic for their bitchy mannerism, independent attitude, leaving filthy messes wherever they go (most commonly shed fur that won't come off) and for only loving you when they want something, like food or to have their shit box cleaned out. Cat owners often share many if not all of these characteristics with their pets, and thus are usually equally annoying.
Example 1:
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
If you took the bitchiest man or woman in the world and turned them into an animal, they'd probably turn into a cat.
Example 2:
The Egyptians worshiped cats, but also thoroughly had their collective asses conquered by every other neighboring nation. (Nubians, Assyrians, Persians)
by Not Really a Cat Lover July 26, 2010
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by SixTwix January 1, 2020
Get the Cat mug.1. A clever and independent feline companion, often described as "cute"
2. A "cool" kid or a jazz musician
3. Aparently a bad guy from a video game.
2. A "cool" kid or a jazz musician
3. Aparently a bad guy from a video game.
1. Toddy is my cat, he is not very nice to Robby, my dog, but is plesent to have around anyways
2. Look at Bob, he's one cool cat OR I heard Jimmy in a band with some cool cats
3. I know nothing of this subject, except that Cat is an evil bass stealing mastermind from a video game
2. Look at Bob, he's one cool cat OR I heard Jimmy in a band with some cool cats
3. I know nothing of this subject, except that Cat is an evil bass stealing mastermind from a video game
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Cats were domesticated by humans and are often kept as pets.
Cats are known for their cuteness and how playful they are.
They often seek the warmth and food of Human shelters.
Cats are active at night.
They hunt small mammals and birds. (For example: Rabbits, Mice, and many more.)
Cats have very good eyesight and hearing.
Cats were domesticated by humans and are often kept as pets.
Cats are known for their cuteness and how playful they are.
They often seek the warmth and food of Human shelters.
Cats are active at night.
They hunt small mammals and birds. (For example: Rabbits, Mice, and many more.)
Cats have very good eyesight and hearing.
Example 1:
THE CHILDREN: Dad, can we get a cat?
Dad: No.
THE CHILDREN: *proceeds to destroy all of dad's possessions*
Example 2:
A cat sneaked through the dark forest, listening and ready to catch anything that gets in it's path.
Example 3: Just check wikipedia instead of looking this up on the urban dictionary, dumbo.
THE CHILDREN: Dad, can we get a cat?
Dad: No.
THE CHILDREN: *proceeds to destroy all of dad's possessions*
Example 2:
A cat sneaked through the dark forest, listening and ready to catch anything that gets in it's path.
Example 3: Just check wikipedia instead of looking this up on the urban dictionary, dumbo.
by Miro_The_Cat December 22, 2021
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