C-Cup Catfish 

(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.

"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."

C-Cup Catfish by Screw Liberals June 21, 2016

a sandy catfish

When you slam dunk your dick in curry and have intercourse with a vagina/asshole/mouth.

Right after the Indian party he gave me a sandy catfish

a sandy catfish by patchymcbooboo May 26, 2011

Catfishing 

Someone saying something thats not real

Hey check out this car i fixed everything.
Hey dude stop catfishing me its broken

Catfishing by Imdaman5260 December 7, 2020

lead catfish

Asian girl that can't swim. ie: all Asian girls.

Dude, I brought two lead catfishes to the pool party on Memorial Day.

lead catfish by Timmy Kobra June 21, 2007

catfish-piff

what you call marijuana that has been smuggled or hidden inside a vagina, usually leaving some sort of odor on the nugs.

This shit smells raunchy, who do you pick up from?

Oh you know Carla? She got that Catfish-Piff.

catfish-piff by spickstache666 December 2, 2010

a catfish gave me head 

a good joke

A catfish gave me head

a catfish gave me head by gapeshot947 May 29, 2018

Reverse-Catfish 

A stunning girl that is much older than she looks. The term is sometimes synonymous with MILF without the children.

Me: Man, did you see that chick Melanie that I matched with on Tinder?

Friend: Yeah bro, she says she is 35-years old. No way! You have definitely been reverse-catfished!

Reverse-Catfish by Jitesh Kumar November 24, 2020