Cardinal

A Person who looks good at a distance but once you get close. Uh oh!

That guy was a total cardinal thought he was cute last night at the bar but saw him today in the sun . . . Damn!

by Burningbush August 15, 2017

Morning Cardio

Morning sex so vigorous and intense that it’s equal to a heart racing, pulse pumping cardio workout.

Did you hit the gym this morning braaaaahhhh? No broooooohhh got in some morning cardio before I left the house.

by Eaton Holgoode October 25, 2018

cardiocranialrectalitis

When you head is stuffed so far up your ass, your heart is beating it to death!

George W. Bush, had a case of cardiocranialrectalitis, and so did anyone who voted for him!

by manic Mike January 15, 2010

Cardi B

Slang term for marijuana vapor cartridge

Yo man! you got a Cardi B? I’m trying to get scro!

by Scottymilk November 12, 2019

Cardamone

Noun: A large and pungent turd or poo. Distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.

Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'

by Cardamone August 19, 2008

cardinal gibbons

a catholic school, located between cary and raleigh, the guys are hot and they know it, the girls are hot and they have style unlike all the slutty ravencroft girls who only wear polos and pearls, the school is so small that everyone shares hook ups, everyone is so loaded with money that drugs are not a problem, their rivals are ravenscroft who really arent better in sports they just slip money to the refs before games, our cheerleaders have been nationally ranked the past like 10 years, soccer team is amazing, football is getting better, and no one can compete with the cross country team

Dude those cadinal gibbons girls are hot.

by Spencer April 23, 2005

cardie

A severely racist slur for cardassians. The term 'spoonhead' is MUCH milder. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.

The term 'cardie' is equalivent to whatever strongly offensive term for races, you care to mention

by Walking Talking Dictionary September 25, 2006