Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.
Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty
Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee
Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee
by Mandog111 June 04, 2019
by By eck August 04, 2017
Typically a man/ he/him
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail
Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.
Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!
Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 28, 2022
Dane Cook used this in one of his live performances. Where he described making love to a woman and they were really getting into it when she blurted out put that big fat cock in me. He then said to her hold on there "pay cable" !!
by R.D Fitswell August 10, 2011
I just dueced a huge digital cable. However, if it wasn't digitized, it would have been a bowl wrapper it was so big.
by trickmob January 14, 2008
The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015
by MM51GMA July 25, 2023