Cable

A guy who usually has brown hair, is tan, and is really nice. Cables usually are very charming, and have really really good abs, they also are strong, and really chill laid back hard working guys. Cables have a lot of friends, and they are total bad asses. Usually they like brunettes or blondes, but occasionally like black haired girls. They also have above average dicks, and they love people, they are extroverts. They don’t trust very many people, and think they themselves are bad guys, when in fact they are good guys.

Riley Reid: omfg, Cable is so fucking hot
Other girl (drooling) : ikr, any guy named Cable is always the best

by The Riddler82 June 8, 2020

Cabling

Getting railed in a gondola or cable car while traveling abroad.

I flirted a little hard and ended up cabling this chick in Switzerland.

by Bcourt June 8, 2025

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

Cable TV tower

Premeditated possession of a licensed globicide I.C.B.M. worse than owning a butane airgun, a 36" cable TV channel is able to destroy a entire planet or earth with just a k.g. of antimatter and some thermite?

Cable TV tower is not like a safe purchased all inclusive licensed veiwing product like a rented series, having it is possibly possession of long range globicide vehicle?

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022

Sage cable

Sometimes she sounds like a turtle but it’s okay because she is a beautiful girl and very lovable. She is so sweet and funny and everyone loves her.

Boy number one: Bro sage cable has a fat booty

Boy number two: don’t talk about her that way she is gorgeous but like yeeeee

by Mandog111 June 4, 2019

main cable

penis, cock, mahood (aroused)

"Hey love can i plug my main cable into your love socket?"

by Jimmy Somerville March 7, 2008

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015